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I was thinking more his excuse, you'd have to be off your box to come out with it.

An advent calendar chocolate laced with acid.

He's the Spanish version of Obertan's ugly brother on SSN.....

All I wanted to do was get ordained by the church as a vicar, I mean, isn't that what all male teenaged mackem middle aged lesbians aspire to do?

It looks like him, just not as much as usual. that picture is from twitter and you've got to say, fucking tremendous all round, not just the baps.

It's definitely Bremner, not sure on the other, not Law though?

He's not wrong, like.

BT: "Hello, BT, how can we help?" Wikki: "I'm phoning up as your prices are beyond a joke, lad round t'corner is paying almost half what I am. I want a much better deal or I'm cancelling. What do you think about that, then?" BT: "I'm sorry you feel that way sir, I can give you a month's half price on your HD subscription, £2.49 for a month instead of £4.99?" Wikki: "What?! I'm after something a lot better than that! Cancel my subscription. I'll go elsewhere where I'm not taken a lend of. Cancel it." BT: "Very well sir, your service will end next week. Is there anything else?" Wikki: "Now hang on a bit, let's not be hasty now"....... Twenty minutes later....... BT: "So your new 24 month full package will include no bonuses, no price reductions and we'd like you to pay back the 40% off from your first three months of your original 24 month contract from 2007." Wikki: "Thanks a lot for your help, love, that'll be no problem." BT: "Will you fill a survey in after this call saying I was brilliant and you were a pudding who buckled under the pressure?" Wikki: "Of course, absolutely no problem, thanks again for everything."

It's the visual lighting system that played along to the music when they were trying to communicate with the mothership in close encounters.

Me too.

"Yanks have been busy over Harrogate last couple of days in their F15s. Getting ready eh? They'll be over 'ere again flashing cash and getting their way with our women folk. It's not on is, like, I tell you."

Wikki having Berlin's 'take my breath away' continually running through his head before and after posting this.

Reminds me of Ben 10. (The colour combo, the bairn liked watching it).

Sorry to hear that, Tom.

You heard it from Lee, first.

Take the quick win with the publicity it brings, don't be arseholes and bicker about him joining despite being an obvious cunt but absolutely replace him when it's convenient do so.

I don't hold that moment dear in my heart at all.

TYP

Last season towards the end was a little bit surreal, no fans, some players almost had their flip flops on and some of our games very much reflected that, Everton and Leicester away come to mind, Palace too. I think willock just enjoyed the freedom which he's obviously not getting now. Some of the novelty will have worn off too and he's now at NUFC midfield levels rather than the lads at Arsenal who he was training with and would've been a bit better than ours.

Willock's been shit. Shelvey isn't up to it, Hayden isn't, Longstaff isn't and neither is Hendrick. We're fucking bereft in that department.

You're not in Blyth now.