Howmanheyman

Willock's touch.

Actually not as bad a picture on a Turkish channel. Commentary better than sky's mob.

Listening to the wireless, can't be arsed for the shit picture when we're shit.

He'll fit right in.

Only Sunderland fans love him. They're genuinely fucking bizarre.

Had a redundancy meeting in the boardroom a few years ago with a few of us and a recruitment consultant there to 'help' us and give a talk etc, anyway, one lad who was a canny enough kid but a bit of a Knacker talked absolute gubbins to her and she was being polite and everyone was saying fuck all until he reckoned his mother told him there was no rush to get a new job, (he had two kids but was split up) but his dad said you need to get yourself sorted ASAP. The second he eventually rested his gums I piped up, 'Aye, they reckon mamma used to say, take your time young man' and we all had a good laugh but..... afterwards I was sitting next to a mate and for some reason the laughs at 'stonehenge' wouldn't leave us. I literally couldn't look at the cunt and in the corner of my eye he was on the verge of losing his shit as the lass was giving her talk, slightly irritated already by the mamma used to say interruption so eventually I gave up, kicked the cunt in the leg, got eye contact and it was basically the scene from life of Brian/biggus dickus. Cool story bro and all that shite but fuck me, the tears were rolling down. The lass was feeeewming. (Knacker was oblivious he'd caused it all).

What a fucking knacker this bloke is.

Feel like pure shit. Just want Asprilla back.

I was thinking more his excuse, you'd have to be off your box to come out with it.

An advent calendar chocolate laced with acid.

He's the Spanish version of Obertan's ugly brother on SSN.....

All I wanted to do was get ordained by the church as a vicar, I mean, isn't that what all male teenaged mackem middle aged lesbians aspire to do?

It looks like him, just not as much as usual. that picture is from twitter and you've got to say, fucking tremendous all round, not just the baps.

It's definitely Bremner, not sure on the other, not Law though?

He's not wrong, like.

BT: "Hello, BT, how can we help?" Wikki: "I'm phoning up as your prices are beyond a joke, lad round t'corner is paying almost half what I am. I want a much better deal or I'm cancelling. What do you think about that, then?" BT: "I'm sorry you feel that way sir, I can give you a month's half price on your HD subscription, £2.49 for a month instead of £4.99?" Wikki: "What?! I'm after something a lot better than that! Cancel my subscription. I'll go elsewhere where I'm not taken a lend of. Cancel it." BT: "Very well sir, your service will end next week. Is there anything else?" Wikki: "Now hang on a bit, let's not be hasty now"....... Twenty minutes later....... BT: "So your new 24 month full package will include no bonuses, no price reductions and we'd like you to pay back the 40% off from your first three months of your original 24 month contract from 2007." Wikki: "Thanks a lot for your help, love, that'll be no problem." BT: "Will you fill a survey in after this call saying I was brilliant and you were a pudding who buckled under the pressure?" Wikki: "Of course, absolutely no problem, thanks again for everything."

It's the visual lighting system that played along to the music when they were trying to communicate with the mothership in close encounters.

Me too.

"Yanks have been busy over Harrogate last couple of days in their F15s. Getting ready eh? They'll be over 'ere again flashing cash and getting their way with our women folk. It's not on is, like, I tell you."

Wikki having Berlin's 'take my breath away' continually running through his head before and after posting this.

Reminds me of Ben 10. (The colour combo, the bairn liked watching it).