Howmanheyman

I think it'll be when CT's branch of SCS sponsored the man of the match award and he handed over a bottle of champagne and a £100 off voucher for any SCS settee to Andy Hunt.

I thought they revelled in being the only club* to get decent support in the lower divisions? *In their heads

Name and shame.

"Get hold of Oliver. Tell him it's time to start paying back his membership of the MCTB club. Get him to ref the Norwich against Burnley match and make sure Norwich win thus helping make Newcastle stay safe and demoralising our sworn enemies on Wearside therefore further contributing to our mission to keep them beaten down. If he's reticent then threaten to release an embarrassing story in the Ronny Gill about him. Also, get onto our man at nexus, it's a nice day, it would be a real shame if the metro line from Sunderland were to go down. Haha, Hahaha, Hahahahahaha!" "Sure thing. About that Dawn Thewlis thing you mentioned last week..... she's more than happy to talk about Newcastle United first on the five minute sports bit on Look North, said it would be a pleasure and she might even mention Gateshead before Sunderland!"

If he doesn't, he should.

No, Robson was manager I'm sure. I seem to recall Bellamy not being too happy in an interview after the game about it and Robson being hard to read, whether he knew it was bollocks or genuinely thought we might get him?

That explains a lot.

Definitely. Bergkamp was an absolute cunt and sly with it. Vieira in games against us had the old five foul rule before being in danger of a booking whereas most of ours had a zero tolerance yellow from the off.

But Dixon, aye still get mad now every time I see his fucking moonface on TV, the fucking cunt, at least you don't see or hear thunderbird's Parker, (Winterburn) talking much these days.

I was there on the touchline, they went through him a few times and he did get booked for diving when today it would've been a red studs down his leg. Fucking disgraceful ref and you had to laugh when the Arsenal fans of Wenger's era used to cry about protection for their players against Stoke etc. I'm guessing some of them weren't around a few years earlier?

What a little cunt. What's the phrase, 'read the room'? So you can add the word 'thick' to 'cunt'.

PREMIER LEAGUE SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP WOMEN'S WORLD CUP QUALIFYING And finally...... LEAGUE ONE And that's the order of importance on the scores and fixtures page on the BBC website. The women's world cup qualifiers more important than their scabby leyague. Fucking magedia bastards!

On the plus side I can't see them getting much better. As for Everton, no money to spend and a rotten manager. The future's bright just not for these.

And Man U!

Pair of them are utter dog shit. Every time I've watched Man U this season I'm gobsmacked how average they are.

You read it here first.

You can see Man U scoring, mind.

The fucking jammy bastards!

For such a big game for them against an easy to dislike Man U the atmosphere at Goodison is as flat as a witches tit.

The dopey bastards will probably get beat the one time you want them to win.

FYP

@wykikitoon Everyone else with Roy Hodgson...... Wykiki.....

Poor fuckers looking a bit old and tatty now, mind. Bagpuss still looks the same, though!

The one on the left reminds me a bit of Bagpuss?