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The Clock used to have best scotch not too long ago and also the Scrogg. (Trouble is you've got to go in there to buy it and drink it).

Terri Garr in Young Frankenstein. Younger HMHM liked this.

Ah Dave, man. Not you of all people? #Respectthetrade 😞

He's basically Terry Wogan's bastard son but obviously not as talented as his dad but with the same football knowledge.

When you think how bad it made them look and you realise the lads producing this were Sunderland fans and wanted to big them up, can you imagine if a neutral or heaven forbid, a 'mag' made it?

The editing of their fans was almost CGI levels including the continuous chanting.

In the quid basket at hmv. Deeply suspicious of shit like this and social media NUFC fan celebrities.

You can't knock his confidence, mind.

The wireless at work doesn't.

"Anyone here from Seaton Sluice?"

I'd forgotten about that. Didn't he used to put 'good morning' and tag 90% of female football fans on twitter?

Lad on the left was tweeting me on the lead up to the EU referendum. You're never going to guess which way he was swayed towards voting? Definitely a carrot short of a casserole.

Work with his cousin, apparently.

I've never heard of the cunt but hope he's brilliant.

Jones in Paphos telling their lass he's going for a walk as it's too hot to sit about then nipping in the first bar he passes.

You were asked about on the temporary platform we used. (Not by me, like. I thought we were best got shot of you, tbh).

What did Obertan's young'un, Darmesh say?

Not even TWO HOURS in and he's dropping bollocks ah'll ower the shop! Aaaant!!! Did you leave him the instructions?

Ah it was nowt, man.

Their fortunes are about to change for the better I'm afraid, the son and heir is looking slick so every team outside the PL better be careful, they're on their way back!