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Howmanheyman

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  1. @wykikitoon Everyone else with Roy Hodgson...... Wykiki.....
  2. Poor fuckers looking a bit old and tatty now, mind. Bagpuss still looks the same, though!
  3. The one on the left reminds me a bit of Bagpuss?
  4. "Germany might have had the brothers Grimm, but we're the sisters Grimmer!"
  5. "RTG haven't got Rayvin....WE HAVE!"
  6. It's almost like a half full stadium in the 3rd division is like a cup final to clubs like Sheffield Wednesday and Ipswich whereas a premier League full house with an atmosphere lulls the likes of Wolves into a false sense of security?
  7. "trophoi winning may well be in it's invincoi in Tyne and Wear but then again, oi would say that to boi honest!"
  8. That scene edited out of the current stream version. ASM wants shot with shit for that shot.
  9. 1-1 at best. Hope I'm wrong but it's a common result v these and we're light on goals + injuries.
  10. I once read a review of his company from an ex-employee. (Proper random so don't ask how?) Didn't paint a pretty picture but you have to temper that with the fact that the reviewer was a taxi driver, so, y'knaa.
  11. Get yourself down to the clock and bump into PL. Couldn't get finished early enough to blow the froth off a couple with him but you can stand in for me! I'm sure @PaddockLad won't mind?
  12. Just to let you know, BBC news this morning reckons this is because of ferries and covid and other countries are also suffering similarly including Australia.
  13. From few days ago but the Tory mantra, 'I think people just want to move on' is obviously their codeword for stop talking about this you cunt or we'll privatise you.
  14. Benidorm, summer holidays..... Cockney wanker: "Orwight, Geordie! Noocarsuhl fan are ya?" MLF: "Amma fuck! Sunlin till I die, marra!" CW: "Sorry squire, never too sure." MLF: "We hate the Mags, marra. Do you hate them anarl? Delusional fan base." CW: "I'm more into music to be honest, chief. Love that Sam Fender from up your way. The boy's got some talent." MLF: "Ee's hated in the north east, marra. Not popular at all. Used to be a massive lads fan from South Shields but moved to North Shields and claimed to be a Mag. Plays to the Mag gallery, you see? Ee's hated, marra. Just like his new oil money tee'um." CW: "Oh err, looks like er'indoors is looking for me, err, lahve to chat but err, got things to do."
  15. 👍 Radio 4 this morning, little inserts in the middle of the story, 'of course nobody is suggesting that anything is illegal'......Well it fucking should be, question the absurdity of it as well as the morality.
  16. Landfill © of Light, June 2022 Elton John: "....🎵and losing everything, is like the sun going down on me......🎶 Ladies and gentlemen......Mr Sam Fender...... [Comes out in 1996 NUFC granda shirt] Fender: "......🎶Cos this is a mighty tooown! Built upon a solid ground......Toon! Toon!......and everything they tried so hard to kill, we will rebuild.....🎵......We took the bus to Blaydon, t'was on the ninth of June......."
  17. Ancelotti sussed them out and couldn't fuck off sooner, he must be gutted he's not at turf moor tonight instead of beating Chelsea.
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