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It was on Netflix, Amazon Prime or britbox? (Was definitely one of those recently). 👍

Que?

So big Dunc gets the job twice as stand-in knowing he gets a virtually guaranteed coaching job no matter what, they actively want to interview Rooney whose been managing for two seconds, the home fans are either silent or booing most games, accosting their owners, threatening their managers saying they know where they live but when it comes to NUFC we're too expectant and always wanted a Geordie/Alan Shearer to manage us? Up until the internet age I'd no beef whatsoever with Everton but some of their fans can be a bit precious, (we've all got them I suppose), but I genuinely can't remember, ever, their fans being shot at whatsoever, whether correctly or incorrectly? It's a puzzler?

It absolutely is psychological class warfare as that's one of their tested tools and too many lap it up. I won't be in demand as much as you but think I'll get sorted no bother provided I'm happy to take a cut but the thing is I'm no longer happy to work all kinds of shifts including weekends for what can be a hard job as I'm approaching 50 especially if the money will be worse so don't want to be forced into taking anything. I'll have money to tide me over via my redundancy package but not everyone is that lucky and to be honest, I want every fucking thing I'm entitled to as I've paid in enough in through the years, (no offshore accounts here!)

I assumed it was autocorrect? Last time I'm taking pharmaceutical advice from you if you don't know the correct term for a sailing manoeuvre!

Here we go, covid fraud? Tax fraud ? PPE 'cosy deals'? Nee bother, been on the dole for 4 weeks and don't fancy doing literally anything for any wage? BENEFIT SANCTION! You'll be sanctioned before you get your first payment! Absolute cunts.

Their lass needs to lock the drinks cabinet.

I was going to put it up two days ago when it looked done but held back then Lyon denied it. However just before I went to bed it seemed all and sundry had said it's now done so I assumed it was too late for an official announcement. Arse was nipping a bit this morning so I totally get it but fuck it, it's more a joke anyway. If it comes to pass then even better.

Man City - tba Liverpool - tba Chelsea - Anthony Gordon + Sandro Tonali - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Man U - Alexander Isak - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Spurs - tba Arsenal - Bruno Guimaraes + Alexander Isak - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ AC Meeelan - Sven Adult Botman - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Barcelona - Garang Kuol - GAZUMPED Y'FUCKAS ☑️ Everton - N/A 🚮 Get used to it, cunts. Next! (To be updated on a casual basis through the transfer windows to come). PS. Mods feel free to delete this if anything remotely shit happens.

BC: "I'm afraid I've run over your cockerel, I'm so sorry, please let me replace it." Farmer: "You can if you want to, the hen's are round the back."

Bridget P's Diary "Was at the Trent last night, OMG! It's like I'm a zoo attendant with a fish in my hand whilst the seals all sitting clapping for my attention. It's pathetic! The fish looks like he's trying to pull off a bohemian look but just reminds me of a downtrodden geography teacher and Gemmill's just a shit Geordie version of Richie Cunningham!"

I'm a discrete ITK. You'll get fuck all from me!

I recommend you watch this.......

Lisa/Bridget absolutely tremendous.

Not sure sure if they're connected or not but I'm pretty sure her being a phenomenal sexual athlete and also being your ex-girlfriend are?

Diego Redknapp with the crack.

The Clock used to have best scotch not too long ago and also the Scrogg. (Trouble is you've got to go in there to buy it and drink it).

Terri Garr in Young Frankenstein. Younger HMHM liked this.

Ah Dave, man. Not you of all people? #Respectthetrade 😞

He's basically Terry Wogan's bastard son but obviously not as talented as his dad but with the same football knowledge.

When you think how bad it made them look and you realise the lads producing this were Sunderland fans and wanted to big them up, can you imagine if a neutral or heaven forbid, a 'mag' made it?