Howmanheyman

Lampard must be kicking himself he never waited another 24 hours before accepting the Everton job.

I'm filling up myself reading that. Nice one, Diego.

You mean I'll never see him in Sainsburys with his mam, again?

Have RTG produced any reports from ancestry.com to ascertain whether he or Burn are MLF's yet?

Take CT's advice he gave you. Nobody gives a fuck about your posts trying to start debates on everything and nothing. You are the archetypal pub bore and I can't remember you being like that in years gone by? If you're happy being a boring cunt then crack on till those with the fingers on the button put you out of your misery. I honestly don't know what you're getting out of it but there you go.

Wordle 18/05/1982

Nah, one I'm on about is from Grimsby away.

Don't think it was me, but you've just reminded me of a belting pic which I'm going to try and find.

I think I've seen us knocked out the cup four times by these so if they're pissed off then.....

Why did he put the plus signs in?

Well done Crispy* for being the fust marra to cotton on to the latest frauds. *Fun fact: Crispy is named after his bedsheets. (So is his brother, Foisty).

"Boring day with no NUFC football? A bit windy so you're staying in and bored? Then let Sunderland AFC help you get the most out of your day! Yes with just one touch of your finger we at Sunderland AFC can help you by letting you check on our scoreline in our big leyague one game at whatever Bolton are calling their stadium these days. Sunderland AFC*, always happy to help!" *Available at all good leyague one grounds near you. Current Leyague may go down but never go up.

He was 'just wondering?'

Caught a bit of total sport the other day whilst driving. Presenter reads out a text from someone, 'Footballers today are all about money, the game's rubbish etc. I'm watching league one games and it's much more entertaining, albeit we are winning so it helps!' Reminds me of that 'love leyague one, me > fewm' meme. Wondering if text man is feeling especially entertained today as his club slip out of the top two with more games played than the top 2?

AYP

I must admit, I wasn't just thinking this myself. (alternatively ) (Like Asprilla, he's 'just wondering' about stuff).

Btw......

Let's not.