Howmanheyman

Mental game this.

That advert in a pretendy bar where everyone is fucking loving watching Robbie Savage and Jenas playing table football..... Whey aye.

Away goals in Europe don't count these days?!?!? Fuck modern football!! 'Hello? Is that Newcastle Benfield?'

You better believe it.

Why do ex-players say 'listen' all the time when they're about to speak but they've nothing to really say and we were already listening anyway?

I'd put R5 on and listen to them while watching the pictures if they were in synch. Listening to these two daft cunts it's is as if my ears have Gonorrhoea.

Sorry like, I can't be watching the likes of Ferdinand, Cole, Lee, Beardsley, Gazza, Waddle, Ginola, Kelly, Goddard......(you catch my drift)..... See us back to being an ambitious club then signing fucking bird face Richarlison. Doing that and changing the club crest to those abortion mock ups Zathras put on then I'm chucking NUFC and supporting Newcastle Benfield or Heaton Stannington.

Never liked Steve Hodge. This news hasn't changed that.

Had my bank cleared out today and was left with £14. Took a few hours to sort it and most of that was just getting through to a human to talk to. It's fucking bizarre as most of any online payments are always done with a credit card in case of shit like this and we never click on daft links and laugh at telephone scams. I was just about finishing a painting job so it I'm trying to go back and forth with the missus on the phone to these and not letting the brush dry out. Anyway, THE FUCKING CUNTS!

Didn't they do Christopher Ecclestone a few years ago and decided to not show the programme as they were all working class with no massive skeletons or major tragedies etc? That or he didn't cry for the TV cameras? He wasn't amused.

I can promise you, I'll not have any royal genes.

Reminds me, need to do the painting today.

It's one of the old grounds I've strangely never been to, Craven Cottage, and I've been to most of the main London ones like WHL, Highbury, Loftus Road, Upton Park etc. (Must've just been the smaller clubs I missed like Fulham and Chelsea back when I went).

There you go. Fletch and Macca.....

They'll still get through and it'll be all smiles. (Again)

'Fletch' sounding very concerned on the mic, gutted even.

That Villarreal pen shout, If that's Liverpool BT are going apeshit about it, demanding Var etc. You can tell when they go quiet when they see the first replay and straight away the ref in the studio can't back the ref quick enough. 2-0 now though!

That's slightly misleading as the crests in the 70s were a slightly different colour although still not what Zathras showed.

The bottom one has been on our shirts, can't remember seeing the top version on them.

Saturday 23rd May, 863, 3 o'clock Luton Town 4-1 Vikings "How's the lads been getting on lately, Guthred?" "We started off great early doors, got stuck into the raping and pillaging but we were fucking shite at Luton."

"Only 99p ladies and gentlemen."

I'm off on a BH for a change so obviously clearing a bedroom before painting it tomorrow.

Robbo on Amazon about Bryan Robson. As someone with a massive disrespect of man U watched the first few minutes ready to turn off but it was a very good documentary going into his West Brom days and starting off with him blowing smoke up NUFCs arse whilst sitting in SJP so any MLFs watching look away now! As I'm from the era as a bairn/teen it was very relatable.

'lol'