Howmanheyman

Bored and fancied some fishing? In all seriousness, some of the utter shit I've seen on twitter who unlike you are serious! It's honestly put me off trying to get back, even though I might struggle to afford it next year. I've forgotten more than half the daft cunts will ever know about NUFC but I'll be happy if some younger fans get in and not the NUFC supafan twatterati.

If it's the one I saw on, I think, Amazon this is correct. Very London/England centric.

At least he's not two stone heavier, sitting on sky with a suit and tie twenty seconds away from tears when Man U get beat or winging his knowledge about 'the boy' whoever at crystal palace so fair play.

Aye, he's 'changed'.

To be fair, You can't blame Sunderland's two best strikers that they've had since I've been watching football, Gabbiadini and Phillips, for jumping ship when the big guns of Crystal Palace and Southampton came calling.

I don't think Everton hound managers out as you seldom hear any pundits or presenters mention it?

If only she could've represented the leading Nazi's at Nuremberg then they'd have got away with a slapped wrist with logic like that.

I also remember the first person who interacted with me on here. Actually I don't. Sorry, that person.

'Son of Marco' 'Ghost of Rowell' Or something like that?

Eranu!!!

Anyone know who this ex-pro is? (It's not Billy Connolly).

I'm not watching it but a young'un at work was on his phone and was quite excited about Chelsea winning. I don't think he supports them. Obviously I was.......

If you think it's bad now, wait till we become good side competing. Can you imagine the meltdowns you'd have seen on twitter etc had the internet been around when we were bossing it from 92 onwards? Well, imagine no more in a couple of years time.

Do you remember that lass you went out with a few years ago who insisted on anal sex? That was her real cock she used.

BBC'MP

Brexit is the disease that cannot be mentioned.

It's a resigning matter as simple as that, obviously after chats and letters going back and forth, they're Tories, they're not going to do it off their own bat. Get another stooge in then call an election as the stooge hasn't got a mandate.

If they went up I'm sure they'd do excellently as their players and fans would surely treat each game as a cup final which would be a twat for the big clubs they play.

Bollocks, I could do with some petrol as well! Usually when shite like this happens I've usually got enough in till the panickers have filled up and then I fill up as normal.

The Leicester/supermac game didn't have cameras at it that day.

This fairy tale happened in Cala N'Ar.

We need to add 'Mackem on holiday' to the 'Mag at work', legend, like. 'Mackem on holiday reckons Penelope Cruz blew his pipe and said it was much better and bigger than the Mag's pipe. Said theirs tasted of gravy but ours tasted like champagne truffles. Gerrin!!! FTM'

FYP

Talking to Liverpool and Manchester City fans and only because he's a Sunderland fan did they bring the subject of Newcastle up? Fucking whey aye!!