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Shit. Not good enough.

It's a tough game so don't expect miracles from ASM so under no illusions but in that case keep fucking possession and use your teammates!

ASM!! Fuck me, man!

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ASM should've crossed along the deck first time, fair play on the eventual cross but poor from Wood, might've been better if Joelinton got on the end of it.

My team! On the very outside chance we win it isn't going to be a 4-0 or something. We were second best against a Liverpool team at home resting players and I'd fancy us more to pull off a result under those circumstances than todays. Obviously hope I'm wrong but I expect a bit of a runaround today.

Everton seem to be benefitting from a combination of shithousing and playing teams with their flipflops on. You hate to see it tbh.

Shame, prefer them to score draw for quality and they're local as well.

What a fucking cunt Alan Smith is on comms. 'What's his problem?' and dying for both to get sent off. Biased Brummie wanker and I can't stand Leeds!

I'm going to tell wor lass our affair is over and I'm going back to Scarlett Johansson.

Looks like Toffs have lost the rights to do NUFC shirts with the club crest on as all they're selling are the '27 champions shield on which mustn't have a ® or ©?

Of course they do. They also believe the EU were going to get a federal army and invade Britain and that there's a cabal of mysterious Tyneside businessmen* who have actively been stymieing Wearside for years instead of conservative governments who quite a few them now admire. *One of the mysterious Tyneside businessmen owned a restaurant chain and was called into it around one in the morning in the mid seventies to see a weeping Jimmy Hill who had been caught absconding without paying and with a battered waitress who tried to stop him. It was hushed up but the favour was called in the day Sunderland were beaten at Goodison and Jimmy was instructed to delay the Coventry and Bristol game and then play out a draw. The cabal never forgets and always gets it's way in the end.

At least half the managers are classless cunts, look at our last one for evidence closer to home! They want every last thing in their favour despite being massively advantaged and still have the cheek to twist on? Compare and contrast to Keegan when even in defeat he was gracious to the opposition, took it on the chin and usually stayed upbeat. More class in his little finger than half the cunts combined.

Sell immediately.

I'm expecting a hiding to be honest.

I thought the Sheff Wed tie might be good for them so wouldn't be surprised if they got through but have a feeling Wycombe will not if they get them as didn't they have their lives a while back?

Was last at Man City when they were at Moss Side. They're part of the generation of fans where they got fucked off. There's plenty up here too if you have a memory cell?

He seems a canny enough lad but obviously likes smoke blew up his arse. Like Bruno he isn't shy but the minute you stop producing on the field it gets brought up in a negative way instead of the 'OMG! Have you seen ASM's tweet? Lol. The goat etc, etc' it becomes criticism. Yes we have limited players and unfortunately ASM can be both brilliant and limited in the same 90 minutes and sometimes the brilliance doesn't get an airing. NJS sums it up in a nutshell.

I can't fucking stand 'Pep', Klopp is a pain in the arse as well but he slightly pips pep in the likeability stakes. I couldn't give a shit who wins the PL out of the two although as the Liverpool game has now gone then I hope we stop Man City as it's it's all about NUFC. I prefer watching Liverpool out of the two clubs but that's just more of their attacking style that I find easier on the eye. I prefer both clubs to Man U and Chelsea so hopefully that brings some solace, (as if he'll need it!) to London blue.

No, apparently when they've realised it's a piss take it's now 'Mags bickering amongst themselves and getting themselves worked up about a piss take.' The lack of self awareness is fucking galactic in scale.