Howmanheyman

Great listen.

"Flight Bruno, would you like to report an Uninvited Flying Twat? Repeat, Flight Bruno, would you like to report an Uninvited Flying Twat? Over."

@Howay Edwards whenever Bruce might be mentioned by anyone......

I prefer them to Wolves, to be honest, always thought of them as a decent club and Cyrille Regis was one hell of a player in an iconic strip but apart from that......

Hope really needs to be at their first press conference.

"Anyone here from Aberdeen?"

Just imagine the carbon footprint that's been saved by the lack of Secret Santa presents by those silly, silly office wankers?

Booked a villa in Emba, Cyprus. First holiday for six years, not even be sure what to do these days?

I've heard his son is on the coaching staff as well?

Cloth would've been touched. 👍

I'm sorry to hear that, Rents. I'm glad you can get some relief to go with the grief and you could do with a break from it all as you've been through it, lately. Was going to post on here about my place officially confirming a long consultation is over and they're still shutting but it's just a job and it pales in comparison. I'll raise a glass to you and your dad tonight, mate. 👍

Hint from MF and I got it at last.

I wonder if they do Philip Schofield?

You'll all be gobsmacked if I said I've no idea what it is either?

Ours would've been worse.

He cried off as well.

Telegraph sports editor: "Hello? Who? Luke Edwards?......Ah right! Sorry, Luke, mind went blank there! How's things?......What?.......You want to work a bit closer to home?...... well, hang on, I think there's a spot in London coming up, old Bob's retiring in the summer.......What? West Midlands?.......Well it is closer than Noocarsuhl I suppose, but, err, why?"

Was that the local kid, Honeyman? I'm sure I saw him playing for another lower league side during the cup weekend? Even he'd had enough by the end.

Wykiki blatantly would've let the two lads walk out of the 'Slaughtered Lamb' on a full moon night with only a scant 'Stay on road, lads, keep off the moors' bit of advice for their troubles.

"Eeee-orrrrrr!"

I wouldn't know any of them? The ones I did know were only courtesy of 'Sunderland till I die' but I'm guessing most of them won't have had their season three contracts renewed?

First paragraph in the usual Donald Sinden-esque mode however second paragraph veers towards a minor cockney character from a 50's Ealing film but just as swiftly makes a sharp tack* north to finish it in the style of Brian Glover in the slaughtered lamb. Stevie, eat your heart out. *@Renton©