Howmanheyman

"Lose we bad, win we good. 4-0. Same old CT, always putting us right."

+1 Feel like pua shit, just want his old name back.

I tell you what, I'd rather have this bloke commentating on our games than Alan 'tranquilliser' Smith. 'Tremendo! Tremendo!'

He actually worked with Ethel Pif from Macclesfield, the tribute act. Non, je ne regrette rien, marra. FTM.

It's better than mine tbf.

Lass in work has just walked in the bait room wearing black addias lycra pants with a leopard skin print on the three stripes as I was making a cuppa. I think my comment asking if they were 'adidas Bet Lynch' might've went over hers and a young'uns head?

"Disgrayusfull behayviour......it must've beyin Mags in theya, err, I mean, our end. FTM."

I'm at work so won't have a great bank holiday, I've also a slow puncture needs sorting but cheered up by that win and Gayle's superb run.

Dived to get a penalty and was booked.

What a cunt Havertz is.

"I find your lack of faith in Dwight Gayle disturbing."

Comedy value, Thomas, comedy value.

Knew it! How many injury time winners have these had lately?

Lucky mags getting an injury time winner! Get the fuck in.

'Al Qaeda United v Leicester City'

Looks a Currys salesman. Fuck off, I'm just looking, mate.

ASM there....

Bitter, bitter cunts.

100% 👍

Felt Dubravka could've stopped that if I'm being harsh.

Knew ASM was going to lose possession there instead of passing. That's the infuriating part of his game.