Howmanheyman

'The Mags with theya pathetic flags and PR shit, it's pathetic, everyone hates them anarrl. ROFL.'

🎶Mackems, can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this! 🎵

I don't think this lad could handle our match....

It's mental the things that go on at these lower league clubs. Government really should do something about these snake oil salesman coming in to a club and rinsing gullible, provincial duck eggs who are too thick to see it. Methven and the Don, as well as the French kid must watch the monorail episode of the Simpsons and just smile to each other.

As things were when Howe walked in we were down imo but it all depended on the signings being right and they absolutely were. Massive credit to the players already here as well who stepped up and as for Eddie, the job he's done shows up Bruce completely as those players that regressed with Bruce are now showing they're not as bad as was made out.

Just put 'still angry' and it'll save you keep changing it.

Where there's muck there's brass, ah tell thee.

"Hahahaha! Hotdog, Merhdad! Fucking hotdog! Yiv anny sent the big cheese for a hotdog and a chronicle, wor kid! Lol!" "Err, just a footballing reference, your excellentie, thank you for the press access, err, ah loved Lawrence of Arabia as a bairn, an that!"

If this takeover happened at Sunderland he'd be standing smiling at the camera with an FTM pin badge on his blazer 100,000,000% btw.

Anyone going to that bar and who are actually aware of who's going to be there, (unless they're Supermac's greatest ever fan), wants their hard drives checked or their heads for brain damage.

I thought Merson had actually posted for a second.

Not quite.

"Looka, young'un, be fucking quick, the gorilla's finger is popping oot, cabiche, wor kid?"

Mate of mine used to work with a few mackems away from home, said most were decent enough lads with one or two absolute horror shows but a few of them would think fuck all of shoplifting wherever they stayed, like religiously wouldn't pay for stuff. He always wondered if any local gypsies got blamed for their pillaging wherever they grafted?

The only time Yemen came up in a conversation on Wearside pre-takeover....... 'Yeyaman, ah've never beyan anywhere neya ya shed and ah definitely haven't nicked ya chayensaw."

Wykiki's on fucking fire, here. Posting like he's had a couple of wraps of Billy Whizz.

As well as being a right fat, skinny bastard and a skint, comfortably off man.

I know, I know. I was just highlighting the Mrs B comment that I found the most amusing.

Carry on camping? No wonder he was full of the Frankie Vaughan.

I'm sorry to hear that Rents, things have got to get a bit better in time, mate although it won't feel that way atm.

"Lose we bad, win we good. 4-0. Same old CT, always putting us right."

+1 Feel like pua shit, just want his old name back.