Howmanheyman

So does the mouse.

It wasn't my ticket to give away, BD! For all I know somebody else will have it? Also, what ticket thread?

Whatever you do, don't put a NUFC top on and go in the home end as you'll totally piss off the odd fruitcake exiled mackems that do this for the 'mags obsessed' crack. (They secretly love seeing themselves in black & white, it's their dirty little vice).

"Ah also asked to make sure he wasn't leaving Lyon because of dodgy texts to any lasses as the Knight doesn't get his fingers burnt twice in one day. Not this gadgie! Lol."

They're closer to non-league football then Yewrupeyan football iyam but let them crack on.

Have they rescheduled the bran tub ceremony, yet?

Had a kind offer of a ticket for this match against the Merseyside boo-boys but alas I'm at work after being off for almost a week! This game definitely has an element of the 'touching cloth' about it so maybe it's not so bad that I'm missing it after all?

Howe: [Speaking really slowly] "TRY AND DO A GOAL." Bruno: "Compendre."

"Can confirm after this time googling first, that Ashworth HASN'T been sexting female members of staff and understand Craig's information isn't wide of the mark."

I thought it was time I contributed to this thread so if you lads with the expertise could give me some advice that would be greatly appreciated. I'm think this guitar is a Gibson but not sure exactly what type? Any ideas?

It's a pity this didn't get to Italy when I first visited it. 2000 lira shop not quite got the ring to it?

According to Sky sports it's basically Mane's Senegal v Salah's Egypt. Everybody else are just props.

Colback has come on for forest and his hair is looking very Mick Hucknell.

Scabs strip is made by macron. @Howay a big fan of their stuff iirc?

3-0. Rodger's face.

Scabs beating Leicester 2-0 with the BBC just catching the second goal as they were still replaying the first goal.

This kid?

I wouldn't recognise him tbh. (Tom blatantly staring with stars in his eyes).

Pearson kid?

Selfie with the 'famous YouTuber' or it didn't happen.

Need to run out to this instead of knopfler's dirge......

They've just been twatted 6-0 by Bolton Wanderers and lost at home to bottom of the league, Doncaster, all in yet another 3rd division campaign, but it's not all bad news down the road...... Someone mentioned them during a televised game so STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE, KEITH!!

This lad jumping on the bandwagon at the time.... It didn't make anyone feel good now get in the bin.

Don't know why, but this reminds me of lad who used to be in our drinking group who'd get called Donald Fisher* by a few lads as he looked like a younger version with the same hairstyle and he fucking hated it and was the type of kid who bit like fuck at anything, I used to love playing football against him as he was basically shit but would try to be like Stuart Pearce but you could turn him inside out and laugh at him while he tried to clear you out. * I know he's from home and away but it's still an Aussie soap from the same era so suck it up

Housemartins - caravan of love #campingmusic