Howmanheyman

"Am I at the other side yet? Last thing I knew I was in CT's house?" "Welcome fellow unfortunate little creature to encounter CT. I am the ghost of his budgie, it's been years since I flew the earth with my family till I ended up in that knacker's house. You are indeed on the other side." "Ooh, they're nice fish over there!" "They used to be in the pond he fucked up, mate."

It's starting to do some strange shit on my android phone.

(Blatantly lights cigars with twenty pound notes, this'un).

It was just Rayvin trying to get his autograph. It isn't a show without punch.

So does the mouse.

It wasn't my ticket to give away, BD! For all I know somebody else will have it? Also, what ticket thread?

Whatever you do, don't put a NUFC top on and go in the home end as you'll totally piss off the odd fruitcake exiled mackems that do this for the 'mags obsessed' crack. (They secretly love seeing themselves in black & white, it's their dirty little vice).

"Ah also asked to make sure he wasn't leaving Lyon because of dodgy texts to any lasses as the Knight doesn't get his fingers burnt twice in one day. Not this gadgie! Lol."

They're closer to non-league football then Yewrupeyan football iyam but let them crack on.

Have they rescheduled the bran tub ceremony, yet?

Had a kind offer of a ticket for this match against the Merseyside boo-boys but alas I'm at work after being off for almost a week! This game definitely has an element of the 'touching cloth' about it so maybe it's not so bad that I'm missing it after all?

Howe: [Speaking really slowly] "TRY AND DO A GOAL." Bruno: "Compendre."

"Can confirm after this time googling first, that Ashworth HASN'T been sexting female members of staff and understand Craig's information isn't wide of the mark."

I thought it was time I contributed to this thread so if you lads with the expertise could give me some advice that would be greatly appreciated. I'm think this guitar is a Gibson but not sure exactly what type? Any ideas?

It's a pity this didn't get to Italy when I first visited it. 2000 lira shop not quite got the ring to it?

According to Sky sports it's basically Mane's Senegal v Salah's Egypt. Everybody else are just props.

Colback has come on for forest and his hair is looking very Mick Hucknell.

Scabs strip is made by macron. @Howay a big fan of their stuff iirc?

3-0. Rodger's face.

Scabs beating Leicester 2-0 with the BBC just catching the second goal as they were still replaying the first goal.

This kid?

I wouldn't recognise him tbh. (Tom blatantly staring with stars in his eyes).

Pearson kid?

Selfie with the 'famous YouTuber' or it didn't happen.

Need to run out to this instead of knopfler's dirge......