Howmanheyman

Careful, stone Island on the auld lad, far left.

Advice for the weekend, (They're thirsty for advice to be fair). SFW

He played for Liverpool.

No Idea what you're talking about, I'm going on about nust or the alternative of the likes of wraith or that Keith bloke somehow thinking they're representing fans. I'm a member, I'm not on board with everything they do but they put everything out to the members to comment on/vote.

That's why the tourists go there.

They're better than the alternative.

"Ahv gotta ticket for the nonstop clipper to London for satdaz playoff but dint knaa if I should tak it with iz as ah might lose it or it'll get in the way. Should ah tak the ticket and risk it or not bother and hope the driver will still letiz on without it? FTM."

It's like a forum of CTs.

They hadn't a fucking clue.

And Craig's!!

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I'm not watching it but I'm liking reading gemmill's updates on it.

I learnt from a young age on visits to Northern Ireland the smile, nodding etc when they hadn't got a fucking clue what I'd said. Had the same vibe in Mexico talking to Yanks.

Palace are shite away from home. They'll drop their arses, mores the pity. (Apart from Man City away where they become Brazil '70).

The usual faces get around, like. She's pretty decent when I've heard her to be fair but when some journalist or TV presenter is interviewing her or other usual suspects about stuff that happened before their time up here I'm full on..... "Your current NUFC celebrity fans might well have the podcast scene off pat and be friends with Caulkin and Waugh, that's great but if you get interviewed...... about NUFC stuff you weren't around to see...... Then I'm going to say, 'How! Robson, Tory boy, Taylor and Besty!!! Nooooooo!!!' You may well be decent lads and lasses, (unless you're Tory), but stick to your fucking lane and don't bother looking for Albert, you wouldn't know what to talk about as YOU WEREN'T AROUND YOU FUCKING SLAAAAAGS!!!!"

Ramsey barely kicked a ball in Italy, massively bad vibes about his ability to manage in the PL especially when he chose to go to the SPL as I reckon he thought he could do a job there. Apparently not.

(Never thought of that).

"....And the fanbase most likely to buy 'magic beans' for their last cow is......"

It's been saved as a favourite...... "...... that's for sure!"

I spoke to Pav the week after he signed, he had bags of whatshop gear. 'family' he said in very limited English nodding at the bags. It probably seemed like Harrods after coming from behind the iron curtain.

"Guys, booked up for a place near Covent Garden in London this weekend. Got a great deal with GNER for train tickets! Anyone got any recommendations for places to eat and drink or any recipes I can make, (it's got a kitchen). I'd be really grateful for any tips and promise I'll make sure to ignore all advice given and just go for a quiet pint in Soho, Covent garden and take in Trafalgar Square. (Don't worry, I'll represent us by wearing a NUFC top!)"

I thought it was a piss take?

I wouldn't really say it was a good piece, to be fair. I Wouldn't say it was a bad one either seeing as I HAVEN'T READ IT.