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Missed the last 20 mins, would've loved to have seen Tory boy's tears after the game.

Bird-Face heading a corner away then running out and deciding to go down with a head injury as HT was approaching....... what a fucking cunt he is, young Mr logic, what can you say? I reckon even his mother hates him.

Have you forgotten Niall Quinn doing the Tyne and Wear derby games because I sure as fuck haven't, putting little sly digs in with a jovial demeanor which obviously would've flew over the sky cunts heads.

Get in!

Bird-Face and young Mr logic are utter cunts, mind.

'Bird-Face'. Like it.

Pleased Brighton chucked that two goal lead away as well. Can't see Leicester losing both games in hand but even if we were to finish tenth that would be a hell of an achievement from where we were.

Liverpool win all day! Fuck a draw!

Think Klopp's rested a few I saw? (No confirmation).

Does this mean Burnley are catching us?

Back up to ninth, Southampton claw it back at Brighton.

Btw, how many nano-seconds would it take after relegation for the first Everton fan or ex-player to claim they're the biggest club to ever play in the championship?

If Burnley can hold out Wolves and Everton get at least a three goal scudding that would be canny.

Looks like Southampton are on the beach, even Burnley beat them.

Leyzus for me, marra. FTM.

I still think Burnley are going down rather than Everton but it'll be because Burnley have played more and are still shite rather than anything Everton do.

'lopsided stadiums' as a thread.

Worked with a lad in the 90s who got nicknamed 'Turkish Delight' as he was well in with a gaffer and would even meet up and get the metro back to Gateshead after the game. The gaffer's name was Easton so the lad was obviously 'full of Easton promise'. (He got the job he was after).

Was about to post similar, the mail basically saying that the bloke is honey trap waiting to happen. Imagine if he was at a party in Italy hosted by Russians with links to the Kremlin when he was foreign secretary and then imagine if he went there without any security and got pissed? I'm sure he'd have been scrupulously professional.

I don't know which is more tragic, Murphy's one-on-ones or wykiki texting with his gaffer on a Saturday night? I was just laughing at Bruno watching motd last night, he's the real deal and you just knew that one-on-one with Krul was going nowhere but the back of the net, the only question was which way he was going to go about it?

Happy to confirm our superiority.

Bruno is pure sex, like. That through ball to Jigsaw Murphy was sublime but not as sublime as his finish. I was actually laughing as he approached Krul as you just knew he wasn't going to fuck it up, the complete opposite feeling to when Murphy is one on one. Right, two things are obvious by now, one, VAR are fucking DYING to find something against us, that was fucking ridiculous, about five passes before the goal, it's onside and they're still having a good fucking look, you just don't see that in other games to the same extent. Two, If you want ASM to pass on tap simply inform the supporters to olé every pass. Right, I'm off to crack on with Gemma on the DAZN party line........

I can see why he's rotated for freshness tbh but I'm not convinced with the lineup and hate not having a CF in the side. Home win is what I thought could happen and I'm probably leaning more towards that now than before I saw the team. Up to them to show me I'm wrong.