Howmanheyman

She's called Kim Tongue Thumb Cum

'Shakespeare came to sit and think I came here to shit and stink. FTM.'

Just put it in and it's just stuff about Eddie Howe, there's nothing about Celtic?

Nowt wrong with Becks unless it's that Becks vier which is shite.

That's exactly what I telepathically told him to say in the press conference. 10/10 to Eddie for the correct interpretation.

Oh dear.

You need to be a bit more assertive at work, fish. Tell them that you're from Seaton Sluice near Blyth and you don't do Paddington Bear treasure hunts. There's a town's reputation on the line for heaven's sake.

Should've said, 'you're right, he didn't.'

Correct!

We drove past each other this morning about six o'clock both on our way to work. We gave each a mutually appreciative, manly nod, it was clearly a meeting of minds on grandstand road, He truly understood that there are Adam Pearson's in this world, waiting for you with his camera out, gurning like a dribbling goon with a real and present danger of giving you covid but there's also the HMHM's at Newcastle and that's what clearly makes his job worthwhile.......

No he didn't. 👍

When Anthony Taylor from Manchester regularly refs Manchester United games at old Trafford v us and who's family are Man U fans then all bets are off. Oh, but he supports Altrincham? Whey aye. Must be a North West thing with Dean as well.

Stopped at 'ran the club prudently'

"Where are we starting off tonight then, lads?" "What aboot Dobsons?" "Nah, Strawberry has a wider selection of crisps!" "Strawberry it is!"

To be honest, I wouldn't be sure if 'jap' was considered racist had I not seen this? It's not a term I've heard or used for years, (last regular use of it was 'Japs and commandos' a few years ago now).

It was £6m and I was gobsmacked he'd paid it even at the time.

If it's from the same Chinese source that I got the 98 shield shirt I'd avoid. (The 85 and 83 aways were decent to be fair as was the grandad collar shirt.)

Speak for yourselves. (I didn't join till 2009).

Priced a fair few fans out at the beginning of the ride and a Thatcher disciple, so thanks for getting involved and starting the turnaround but don't pretend you and shepherd never made a small fortune out of NUFC.

Don't think we'll get the same treatment if we get that far in the future.

Did he turn back and double check he'd actually turned it off five minutes after going home?

Michael Owen is such a fucking little disrespectful winnit. 'Jurgen Klopp would've been sat rubbing his hands if you told him he'd be playing Villarreal in the semi final' followed by a 'no disrespect' all spoken in that fucking boring monotone voice of his. If they held a surprise birthday party for him in a phone box it would probably be a bit too roomy.

Fuck me, this friends obsession with every club even trumps the FTM mantra.