Howmanheyman

Fucking spawny bastards.

Watched the first half and the vibes weren't good, Everton doing their best to make it a scrappy stop/start game, missed their goal and might just switch over again to watch Milan v Fiorentina as I'm getting cheesy chips vapours watching this.

14 years of Ashley not just limiting the first team.....

Boldon man arrested after photograph emerges of sex with a hoover after a random PC check up at a Washington Currys outlet.

at both Delaney and Tyler's patter on this Leeds match. Both absolutely fucking minging.

"THEYA NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS OF LEYAGUE ONE, WEY ARE!"

After reading their current financial situation I think you could be well on the money, Tom.

'wizzll alwas have one more hut than Tynemouth, marra. FTN*' *FT Northumbrians

So it's Sheffield Wednesday over two legs? This really should be full houses at both the SoL and Hillsborough. I'd fancy Sheff Wed but the full stadiums might galvanise them more? If they get through then expect mackem arses to nip playing a minnow at Wembley.

Saying that, if Hans Segars ever has a statue I'm guessing Sheffield United fans won't be shouting at it forty years later.

Leeds or Everton going down is good enough for me although Everton are more than overdue after the 94? corruption kept them up.

Martin Tyler at Man City's goal he was just commentating on it without a ounce of change in his voice and no excitement at all, was more animated saying 'and it's live!' I have a feeling if he was at Anfield and Salah scored he'd be a bit more enthusiastic. It's hopefully something to look forward to hearing in the future when he's commentating on us going for the title, and as I'm posting this he's saying Liverpool's win was far more convincing than it sounds!

They've collapsed like a sack of shit and shouldn't be where they are so I stand by it. 'Pleasantly surprised'.

And they were right to do it, Willock was a bit lost and we missed not having a focal point up front. Bobby Thompson.

This is the equivalent of wor lass having a bet on the national and it comes in.

Upgrading required but we knew that. ASM does my fucking box in when he loses possession or makes the pass too late and the recieving player is dispossessed. Striker with pace number one priority.

Absolutely a red card there. Studs up on his knee.

He's been watching richarlison from last week.

Willock the invisible man in our midfield today so far.

Targett's having his toughest game so far unsurprisingly I suppose.

Too many players being offside unnecessarily.

Goal to Newcastle, let's scrutinise this to fuck. Goal to Liverpool, wins the ball, cleans the player out, no multiple replays required slowing it down to hopefully disallow it. Fuck that shit, that's just for 'the likes of' Newcastle United.

CT outside the old George about an hour after the game.....