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And they were right to do it, Willock was a bit lost and we missed not having a focal point up front. Bobby Thompson.

This is the equivalent of wor lass having a bet on the national and it comes in.

Upgrading required but we knew that. ASM does my fucking box in when he loses possession or makes the pass too late and the recieving player is dispossessed. Striker with pace number one priority.

Absolutely a red card there. Studs up on his knee.

He's been watching richarlison from last week.

Willock the invisible man in our midfield today so far.

Targett's having his toughest game so far unsurprisingly I suppose.

Too many players being offside unnecessarily.

Goal to Newcastle, let's scrutinise this to fuck. Goal to Liverpool, wins the ball, cleans the player out, no multiple replays required slowing it down to hopefully disallow it. Fuck that shit, that's just for 'the likes of' Newcastle United.

CT outside the old George about an hour after the game.....

CT's the broon bottle.

Early kick off loses the home team an advantage especially up here where we like a sup. I expect a subdued atmosphere unless something happens to radge the crowd up and a comfortable Liverpool win unfortunately. That's obviously the head talking, the heart hopes we take a lead and the crowd carries them home. Any goal we score will be var'd to fuck and any slight infringement will be hammered so wouldn't be surprised to see a Liverpool penalty.

Meanwhile in planet LeTiss.....

She's called Kim Tongue Thumb Cum

'Shakespeare came to sit and think I came here to shit and stink. FTM.'

Just put it in and it's just stuff about Eddie Howe, there's nothing about Celtic?

Nowt wrong with Becks unless it's that Becks vier which is shite.

That's exactly what I telepathically told him to say in the press conference. 10/10 to Eddie for the correct interpretation.

Oh dear.

You need to be a bit more assertive at work, fish. Tell them that you're from Seaton Sluice near Blyth and you don't do Paddington Bear treasure hunts. There's a town's reputation on the line for heaven's sake.

Should've said, 'you're right, he didn't.'

Correct!