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I remember page writing something about the 'going up' song not going platinum but tin in Longbenton or some such shite. Boro were bitter as fuck where we we concerned. Never been to the Riverside but did manage a couple of visits to ayresome. Considering our shite record there it was a win and a draw. I was unbeaten at four Roker derbies as well.

"how's the suspension did you say?"

We honestly need to go into this match pushing our massive bollocks onto the pitch in a wheelbarrow, Buster Gonad style and ask them what are they going to do about these, then?

He was definitely a smoggie.

Burnley are a point behind if they win their two games in hand. It's a big ask for them but not absolutely impossible. Fail to win them both and I reckon four wins, maybe five or four wins and a couple of draws sees us home. Hopefully.

Four wins in 15 games required? Can one of the bottom three manage 6 wins in the same games or less? Four wins and three draws bumps that up to seven. Keep our fullbacks fit, keep our midfield hungry and obviously put Bruno in and we've got a great chance. Those three out three wins coupled with bad results for the rest have put a massive dent in the bottom three's hopes. It's been a momentous 8 days tbh.

I couldn't give a fuck about the Saudis, don't want anyone other than us to own our own club tbh but whataboutery to me in this particular case translates as hypocrisy.

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Been a bugbear of mine since playing insomnia left back all season but you need proper full backs, (preferably decent ones) or your fucked. Hopefully those days will be in the past alongside the FCB come the summer window. Thank fuck for that. Thought we needed 6 or 7 wins in 18 or whatever it was. We've just got three on the spin with a better squad. Mattresses like the Sahara desert. 👌

I'd be playing Bruno, mind. Understand Tuesday, flights, international games, new club etc but he'd be ready today, surely?

Spot on, every word.

Nice to see they're starting to manage expectations. It's now 'cup tie' instead of 'cup final'. It's a small step but it's a step in the right direction. Next they can concentrate on downgrading 'cup tie' to 'leyague one clash' and take it from there. Well done that fan.

They looked very dangerous on the break v Leeds so that's a worry but then again so did Everton and after we took the lead against Leeds we did as well! If Tuesday's full backs don't play then that's a real blow. I'd be tempted to put Manquillo on rather than Burn as he's an actual fullback and did a good job v Leeds but can see the temptation with Burn if he's left footed? Tempting to put both in and drop on of the CBs but I can see Howe hesitating after Tuesday and wanting to keep the harmony of the 'old' players. Bruno has to start as well they did on Tuesday.

This is why I'll not be bothering.

I've a feeling he'll score as well. (And that was before Dyche's motivational speech).

They're better than their successors* and that's the kindest thing I can say. *Obviously Merson is still on and still an automatic rejection by the medical profession for a brain donor offer.

He looks like Les from the original Vic Reeves big night out, same expression but with added hair.

We've an old laptop that's slow but there's not a cat in hell's chance I'm attempting this.

This is their fourth in a row, add 1987 is five altogether, six if they fuck it up again?

Man City 1 up at Norwich. Get another couple, please.

It's the play offs again for them at best. Not the end of the world as they're well known play-off masters.

I mentioned this on the last page. Is nobody paying attention? Is this what our Aussie/NZ posters feel like?

Fancy watching Norwich against Man City but also Napoli v Inter, top two clash. Mental how BT can't show the first 15 mins of these five o'clock games and there's always a goal scored. (1-0 Napoli in this case). Also, by my reckoning Napoli are playing in their 4th new strip of the season? I've noticed certain clubs just chop and change their kits and play their away strips at home seemingly randomly? Man City better not fuck up, mind. I don't like pip as it is.