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Saturday 23rd May, 863, 3 o'clock Luton Town 4-1 Vikings "How's the lads been getting on lately, Guthred?" "We started off great early doors, got stuck into the raping and pillaging but we were fucking shite at Luton."

"Only 99p ladies and gentlemen."

I'm off on a BH for a change so obviously clearing a bedroom before painting it tomorrow.

Robbo on Amazon about Bryan Robson. As someone with a massive disrespect of man U watched the first few minutes ready to turn off but it was a very good documentary going into his West Brom days and starting off with him blowing smoke up NUFCs arse whilst sitting in SJP so any MLFs watching look away now! As I'm from the era as a bairn/teen it was very relatable.

'lol'

I don't know who Sam Dean is but I've some magic beans that are fucking astonishing, outstanding and truly mind blowing. £10 a gramme. I've got a tonne if he's interested?

Astonishing.

It's a fucking disgrace to be honest but also a massive hint towards the owners about the gulf which already exists at all levels. We must be on it as it'll help the club immeasurably regarding FFP as well as having home grown talent busting a gut to play in a successful first team.

I might've went but if I'd had a couple of pints the temptation to say 'Nar man, nar man! You needed to do this man!' whilst strolling on the pitch and doing some impromptu coaching might've been too much. >> <<

I bet he thought he was being cunning by adding the 'thanks' at the end just to appear as if he wasn't foaming.

Mackem fewm at the NUFC lasses now......

Fucking spawny bastards.

Watched the first half and the vibes weren't good, Everton doing their best to make it a scrappy stop/start game, missed their goal and might just switch over again to watch Milan v Fiorentina as I'm getting cheesy chips vapours watching this.

14 years of Ashley not just limiting the first team.....

Boldon man arrested after photograph emerges of sex with a hoover after a random PC check up at a Washington Currys outlet.

at both Delaney and Tyler's patter on this Leeds match. Both absolutely fucking minging.

"THEYA NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS OF LEYAGUE ONE, WEY ARE!"

After reading their current financial situation I think you could be well on the money, Tom.

'wizzll alwas have one more hut than Tynemouth, marra. FTN*' *FT Northumbrians

So it's Sheffield Wednesday over two legs? This really should be full houses at both the SoL and Hillsborough. I'd fancy Sheff Wed but the full stadiums might galvanise them more? If they get through then expect mackem arses to nip playing a minnow at Wembley.

Saying that, if Hans Segars ever has a statue I'm guessing Sheffield United fans won't be shouting at it forty years later.

Leeds or Everton going down is good enough for me although Everton are more than overdue after the 94? corruption kept them up.

Martin Tyler at Man City's goal he was just commentating on it without a ounce of change in his voice and no excitement at all, was more animated saying 'and it's live!' I have a feeling if he was at Anfield and Salah scored he'd be a bit more enthusiastic. It's hopefully something to look forward to hearing in the future when he's commentating on us going for the title, and as I'm posting this he's saying Liverpool's win was far more convincing than it sounds!

They've collapsed like a sack of shit and shouldn't be where they are so I stand by it. 'Pleasantly surprised'.