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Would it not be more normal to say [insert person's name here] has had a puncture?

First I remember.....

That's really good to know.

I'm not sure?

$2.5 billion for ten years of MLS? Someone's had their trousers pulled down.

Aye, that's easy for you to say, mate.

Our Falklands, a frontline story on the BBC iPlayer. Interviews with some of the soldiers, at least half who were pretty traumatised.

And here he's pictured.....

Was a big ignorant of Miss Lipa to be honest..... NOT ANY FUCKING MORE.

@PaddockLad now hates you and I'm slightly in the huff.

Thought I'd 'slide' into an ITK twitter chat.

Leave Wykiki out of this.

Ah! This could be a game changer. I've never seen it to be fair.

Honestly, Alex, I get the piss taking side of it, obviously but I don't think they're relevant enough to warrant even that!

Watching him on that swing, pretending to like it but thinking, 'Don't fall off and injure yourself, for fuck sake, man!'

I take no notice of shite like this and am honestly and genuinely surprised that others do, especially ten fucking thousand?! I've no idea if twitter has a mute limit but can only assume it's a very high number if they do as I haven't hit it yet.

That Rojas kid had loads of groupies on twitter when almiron first joined, offers of tickets, 'great stuff Roberto' just for tweeting 'good morning NUFC fans' and shit like that. He actually came over for a game and twenty/thirty something year olds were wetting their knickers* talking about Greggs and bollocks with him. Why any attention seekers don't just pretend to be from whatever country one of our foreign players come from and say you're a big Newcastle fan instead of being a wum astounds me. If social media attention is your thing you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick. *And that was just the lads.

He's a thick as fuck, bitter smoggy tbh. Good footballer when he had the occasional bout of fitness.

Lee Bowyer.

Vurnon Anita signing in this scenario.....

Went to his testimonial v NUFC, what a few days. RIP.

My sister watches it so that's a good enough recommendation to knock it on the head. I reckon it would be right up @Kid Dynamites strasse but could be wrong?

In an alternate universe Steve Wraith is tweeting in a Charlton Athletic shirt at different parts of London about how close he is to buying a big stake in their club. (Close call who's got the most money, him or Billy). #Charlton #business #CAFCMatters #ladiesnight #F1 #Vicar

It's good enough for me!

Generally speaking my holiday wankers/nemesis are usually cockney wankers.