Howmanheyman

Get rid of the lot when Liz shuffles orf this mortal coil, fuck Charles, William, Harry et al. Let's hope the daily mail can find another child to fawn over in a five page pull out than the latest one to emerge through any 'royals' fanny lips.

Get yourself there with a NUFC shirt on and you can be the 'Mag in the crowd' to get them paranoid and upset.

',We are the Sunderland boot boys'? Fuck me sideways! Sad mackem bastards.

I don't know why Sunderland are so bothered about playing in the championship, last time they were in it they couldn't get out of it quick enough?

I must be miles behind.

Can't see anything other than Sunderland going through here. Thought this might be the perfect tie for them. Wycombe at Wembley not so much. If they end up going up there's as much chance of promotion to the PL as us had of qualifying for the CL under Bruce and Ashley.

Not exactly being Nostradamus, like....

Two knobs talking shite.

Martin Tyler is such a fucking knob, matterface is definitely his modern counterpoint.

You can fuck off with the perspective bollocks.

Shite.

I wonder when sky will catch up? They're always weeks if not months behind, they still think ASM is the main man.

Can't change a team overnight but you need grafters as well as skill. ASM not doing either at the minute, Miggy isn't the long term answer, Dubravka needs a better keeper in front of him to better himself, Longstaff isn't getting that promise of a few years ago back, love it if he did but it ain't happening. Wood is a canny enough kid but there's little confidence and Wilson is a crock. It's going to be a process changing things but not impossible. Give them their due but upgrades needed everywhere, the u18s beaten 13-0 by man city the other day. We'll get there but Ashley really did leave a shit sandwich.

Shit. Not good enough.

It's a tough game so don't expect miracles from ASM so under no illusions but in that case keep fucking possession and use your teammates!

ASM!! Fuck me, man!

TL;DR

ASM should've crossed along the deck first time, fair play on the eventual cross but poor from Wood, might've been better if Joelinton got on the end of it.

My team! On the very outside chance we win it isn't going to be a 4-0 or something. We were second best against a Liverpool team at home resting players and I'd fancy us more to pull off a result under those circumstances than todays. Obviously hope I'm wrong but I expect a bit of a runaround today.

Everton seem to be benefitting from a combination of shithousing and playing teams with their flipflops on. You hate to see it tbh.

Shame, prefer them to score draw for quality and they're local as well.

What a fucking cunt Alan Smith is on comms. 'What's his problem?' and dying for both to get sent off. Biased Brummie wanker and I can't stand Leeds!

I'm going to tell wor lass our affair is over and I'm going back to Scarlett Johansson.