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I thought the Sheff Wed tie might be good for them so wouldn't be surprised if they got through but have a feeling Wycombe will not if they get them as didn't they have their lives a while back?

Was last at Man City when they were at Moss Side. They're part of the generation of fans where they got fucked off. There's plenty up here too if you have a memory cell?

He seems a canny enough lad but obviously likes smoke blew up his arse. Like Bruno he isn't shy but the minute you stop producing on the field it gets brought up in a negative way instead of the 'OMG! Have you seen ASM's tweet? Lol. The goat etc, etc' it becomes criticism. Yes we have limited players and unfortunately ASM can be both brilliant and limited in the same 90 minutes and sometimes the brilliance doesn't get an airing. NJS sums it up in a nutshell.

I can't fucking stand 'Pep', Klopp is a pain in the arse as well but he slightly pips pep in the likeability stakes. I couldn't give a shit who wins the PL out of the two although as the Liverpool game has now gone then I hope we stop Man City as it's it's all about NUFC. I prefer watching Liverpool out of the two clubs but that's just more of their attacking style that I find easier on the eye. I prefer both clubs to Man U and Chelsea so hopefully that brings some solace, (as if he'll need it!) to London blue.

No, apparently when they've realised it's a piss take it's now 'Mags bickering amongst themselves and getting themselves worked up about a piss take.' The lack of self awareness is fucking galactic in scale.

Hartlepool and that area are thick, part Yorkshire Tory cunts even after the last few years they still vote conservative? North East my arse.

Go on then, seeing you've laid it on a plate...... It's no Newcastle Natter, is it?

Didn't he used to go to Fulham games till Chelsea fan, the new Tory leader and PM, John Major took over? Also used to sometimes listen to 606 when Danny Baker was doing it and it was still a bit unusual, and mainly just a laugh. Anyway, they get rid of Baker and put this fucking whopper on and that's when I stopped listening. One of his first shows he's claiming that it was a great day out at 'the bridge' but he says he 'must say he was a bit disappointed how few Sheffield United fans were there', I took a look in the paper the next day and the crowd that day in a PL game was 13,000. Three days earlier there was 30,000 in the league cup against us where admittedly we took a large support, so it had fuck all to do with capacity. But three days later it's the Sheffield fans he's disappointed with? So not just a Tory cunt but a clueless, bandwagon jumper at the bridge who knew as much about football as I did shortcuts to Westminster from his mistress's flat.

Do you think he's bought a small jar of curry paste and thought, 'that'll never do a family of five?' so bought five more not realising how to use it?

"Is there nothing to be said for Ken Bates owning them again?"

I kinda agree so my opening gambit to Chelsea would be, you'll continue to exist, you'll be deducted points like every fucker else and any trophies won under abramivich are struck from the records. I think that's fair?

I love history and am a a big reader of it but there's zero chance of doing any kind of courses for multiple reasons! Good luck if you can pull it off, Rob

Too much blue, you might as well have the original.

South Sheyalds for me, marra. FTM.

'Fletch' is fucking gutted here. Wonder if we'll get the same sympathy if all goes our way?

Mental game this.

That advert in a pretendy bar where everyone is fucking loving watching Robbie Savage and Jenas playing table football..... Whey aye.

Away goals in Europe don't count these days?!?!? Fuck modern football!! 'Hello? Is that Newcastle Benfield?'

You better believe it.

Why do ex-players say 'listen' all the time when they're about to speak but they've nothing to really say and we were already listening anyway?

I'd put R5 on and listen to them while watching the pictures if they were in synch. Listening to these two daft cunts it's is as if my ears have Gonorrhoea.