Howmanheyman

"....And the fanbase most likely to buy 'magic beans' for their last cow is......"

It's been saved as a favourite...... "...... that's for sure!"

I spoke to Pav the week after he signed, he had bags of whatshop gear. 'family' he said in very limited English nodding at the bags. It probably seemed like Harrods after coming from behind the iron curtain.

"Guys, booked up for a place near Covent Garden in London this weekend. Got a great deal with GNER for train tickets! Anyone got any recommendations for places to eat and drink or any recipes I can make, (it's got a kitchen). I'd be really grateful for any tips and promise I'll make sure to ignore all advice given and just go for a quiet pint in Soho, Covent garden and take in Trafalgar Square. (Don't worry, I'll represent us by wearing a NUFC top!)"

I thought it was a piss take?

I wouldn't really say it was a good piece, to be fair. I Wouldn't say it was a bad one either seeing as I HAVEN'T READ IT.

Out of the top three, none. You might as well have the original of the middle badge if you're going to go with the blue version. The other two look absolutely shite and amateurish. That I like.

Seething tbh.

Paywall motherfucker!

The earlier two seem like they were around longer as I'm guessing we were kids/teens so it seemed to last forever. I got the home shirt the relegation year as it, in my eyes, looked immense and classier than the NUFC one which I liked as well as magpie in front of the castle which was the first I remember. It may well change and of course nobody is going to ask my opinion or take any notice of what I think so it's out of my hands but I'd hate to see something like some of the examples put on the Ronny piece, see also the shirts some of our fans mock up and put online, vast majority are horrendous.

I've zero problems with the current crest, liked it straight away and I liked it's two predecessors as well but thought it looked classier than them. Look at Man U and Arsenal for 'subtle' updates, both almost cartoon versions of the originals. The omitting of 'football club' is dressed up to say it's more than a football club, it's a community, well I'm calling bullshit on that and saying the omission is taking away the 'football club' in the direction of 'brand'.

Valencia is beautiful, obviously not all of it and Newcastle is definitely one of the better UK cities/towns.

I loved David Kelly, but KK moved him on for better. He's still an iconic part of our history today. Hayden obviously a decent lad and he'll be wished well by most I'd imagine but he's not getting in our midfield again. In the future, when his career is over he can be an outrageously biased pundit on sky sports Saturday singing our praises as our hoops are well and truly rimmed if we're successful alongside an ex Liverpool reserve, a former bit part Arsenal player and a retired non-entity Spurs bench sitter. The host will be Sue Smith. You heard it here first.©

Only seen the second half this morning and Alan Smith shouldn't be on Arsenal games, he's biased but it probably flies under the radar with a lot of people as they've already been lulled into a stupor by his voice.

I'm glad at least one person who trudged through the 80s got to watch it.

I could do with a bit of that type of camouflage just to throw them off the scent, obviously.

You're welcome lads.

"How's the gazumping did you say, lego-fringe?"

Leeds joining their Yorkshire friends Sheff United in the 2nd season syndrome after a decent 1st season, fully expect Brentford to do the same.

That's the drill, Carra on the Liverpool games, Neville on Man U and Smith always does Arsenal when they're on. They like to give all their ex-big 6 pundits a chance to be fair.

Putting the capital C in cunt, the former poster KingKev1984. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for KingKev1984!

Looks like another one's lost the 'y' after his surname. Sad.

I forgot about the fetish sky have with West Ham.

Fackin not just yer British royal Faaahmlee who support the appy ammers, even yer fackin Monaco royal Faaahmlee do as well. Good pals with Mark Noble! Gawd bless ya, you speccy bald frog, gawd bless ya cotton socks. COYI ⚒️