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I misread the email, looks like I'm ineligible by a season thanks, I strongly suspect, to the supporters trust. They've lost a member today and I'd given them the benefit of the doubt. Nobody should get priority and that was my view when I thought I was eligible!

My slot to go on the site and there's no STs for sale! No information saying sold out, fuck all information. Shambles.

I'm on my break, just had an email and I'm in a queue, my queue number is 5000 odd and there's approx 3500 people ahead of me. It states it's one ST per person. Fucking would be at work, it's going to be tricky when it's estimated to be my ten minute slot I'll be on the job. Argggghhh!

FYP

The BBC this morning going on about this strike and all the disruption? I thought 'we all work from home now'? So there'll be fuck all disruption unless, as usual, it was the fucking royal 'we'? 'we' all work from home unless there's industrial action and then it changes to being weely, weely unfair on evewybody.

Aye, had that shirt but can't remember the champions bit? Unless it was a brainstorm by Freddie Fletcher to get rid of some of the unsold 'old' shirts as the new ASICS shirt was on sale at the end of that season.

It's his Mars bar shirt. He works, rests and plays in it.

There's always one.

Well I was dragged over with the missus and the youngest daughter to get holiday clothes. Went to the changing rooms to try on some t shirts and someone had left an item in there, thought it might have belonged to you, that's all....... (Hope they didn't have dickies)

@Christmas Tree Were you at the metro centre today?

From his drawer with the rest of his cutlery.

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He thinks amnesty international is a new craft beer on sale at Aldi, marra.

Ok, time to spill the beans after some long soul searching. Although born on the opposite side of the world to where I now live on the foggy Tyne and having only one of my parents from Newcastle upon Tyne, I'd like to officially identify as a 'Geordie' and would be grateful if this board could accept me as I am. It wasn't an easy decision to make to bare my soul on here but I'm hoping for board wide support now that asprilla and co are banned. Cheers.

Been before, it's a shit hole.

Thanks for posting this.

I saw that on twitter and just skim read the top bit and thought it was just a piss take of the mackems wearing their tops at Newcastle, sorry, Ponteland airport. I genuinely didn't realise one of them was one of their players?

Liverpool's on BT. Palace v arsenal Man U v Brighton

Pancrate/cake 2022 remix The fixtures came out I had a glance, Excel, excel, Scabs at home We have a chance, Excel, excel. The fixtures came out I had a glance Excel, kanban, all holding sway and £500 a day but ah divven knaa what kanban is.

Still shouted 'KEEGAN!' when I put my foot through a ball.

I'm only jealous that he'll be on more dough than me and can make a calculated guess he's never struck a fucking bat in his life although unlike him I don't have to look over my shoulder waiting to get found out so swings and roundabouts.

That Darmesh kid is absolutely stealing a living. He's comically bad.

AND FUCKING KEEGAN, ALEX!!! DON'T DISS THE MESSIAH BY OMISSION!!!!