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That article is like reading The Don's/Methven's plans or rich energy bloke's strategies but not being pretendy.

He's a winnet.

......The Italians as well, eh? Hearing they're changing their flag to a white cross with a white background? A white cross and a white background, geddit? Eh? Eh?"

Used to work with a bloke who looked like Hitler and was fucking mental, everyone apparently knew him, he was called Shaun. One day we saw him at work and we said that Tuigamala looks a unit as we knew he sometimes used to watch the falcons. It must've been his debut and he'd been there two minutes really. Shaun said he reached across where the tunnel was, tapped him on the shoulder and gave him the self titled best worker in the north east's seal of approval by saying, 'Well done Inga, lad' to which, according to Shaun he replied instantly, 'I'm still jetlagged, Shaun, I can do better than that', proving that everybody did indeed know him. There was a similar tale involving Shearer after his two goals in the San Siro. Reckoned he congratulated big Al to which Shearer apparently said, 'I just try my best, Shaun.' I know this will mean Jack Shit to you all but he was the toucher's toucher who used to unintentionally have you in stitches and I can't think of poor Tuigamala without thinking of 'Super' Shaun as he was known at work. RIP Inga, lad, no doubt Super will raise a glass to you tonight.

As PL says, Lord fucking Haw-Haw here is one of the first fuckers I'd be putting in the tower.

We've a game in hand with Leeds and two in hand of Brentford. Win one of them and we're above them both.

We should be finishing ahead of at least one of Brentford, Leeds and Everton regardless of Burnley.

Man U getting pulled apart so far by Diego's lads, 1-0 and deserved. Cracking diving header off the post.

I never fell for that story tbh, like some disgraced London detective being moved up here..... DSI Dibble: "Come in Pardew, sit down. I won't beat about the bush. You've ruffled one too many feathers down here, your King routine has most definitely run it's course, Llambias at the club-a-No-Hope is going spare over some unpaid bets and unpaid champagne bills when you were on the tap with the crumpet......" Pards: "But, chief I was....." DSI Dibble: "Don't interrupt, Pardew! My decision is final. I'm going to send you to the North to get you out of the way." Pardew: "Norf? You're having a fackin' giraffe! Where?" DSI Dibble: "Newcastle." Pardew: "Noocarsuhl!!! Might as well send me to the fackin' arctic circle! Wait a minute, the birds dahn't wear naffin on a night out up there, do they?....... When do I start, chief?"

McClaren's a funny one, the only things I think hinder his rescue from all and sundry is him fucking the England job, you can fuck our job up, but not that one and the fact he was never a top flight player playing with other top flight players. (Who then become pundits and like to avoid getting on his case). Pardew was seen as an innocent Londoner caught up in an anti-cockney Geordie vendetta v Ashley.

I pulled my hamstring just watching that.

One older one on the other side isn't shy about mentioning it either, mind.

Best Gemmill gives this thread a miss.

Sorry, Diego, I like to see all the English teams do well in Europe.

I take it all back.....

I'm not blocked but he sure as shit is on mute.

I had a fake/replica of the West Germany one, was actually a pretty decent version but slightly tight so sold it on eBay where I originally found it.

Maybe the kid on the first one is disabled and wee Phillie is making his day and the 'audience' is on his side so I'd defer on that one, (could be wrong of course and giving them too much credit), however, there's no excuse for this other one, is there?

Rokerparkpies doth protest too much. You can can tell he'd get an instant twitch on if he put a NUFC shirt on.

I couldn't tell you who he replaced but I can tell you his predecessor's methods must be deeply ingrained in the players hence his sticky start. Or something.

About half are stone cold classics. 👌