Howmanheyman

Get the fuck in, big Joe.

Great opportunity now, don't fuck it, don't panic, spray the ball around and knacker the fuckers out.

"There was a new up and coming sheriff in Thomson House town, something had to give and someone had to go....... let's face it, it wasn't going to be yours truly, was It? Lol.......laaaaaaterzz."

If ASM was having a shite as the bus pulled up and got off a few minutes after the rest then it's nailed on Ryder would assume Howe's pulled a stunt like smuggling him off in a big laundry basket or something like that just to confuse the press/Brentford's manager.

He was bezzies with Dyer or not far off it unless I'm mistaken?

Help on it's way at last from Wraith.

Need to battle like fuck, cut out the shit and we've a fair chance of winning this. Players can't afford to think we've cracked it just yet. It's still a good opportunity to pull away.

Seriously, man. Why would you?

That article is like reading The Don's/Methven's plans or rich energy bloke's strategies but not being pretendy.

He's a winnet.

......The Italians as well, eh? Hearing they're changing their flag to a white cross with a white background? A white cross and a white background, geddit? Eh? Eh?"

Used to work with a bloke who looked like Hitler and was fucking mental, everyone apparently knew him, he was called Shaun. One day we saw him at work and we said that Tuigamala looks a unit as we knew he sometimes used to watch the falcons. It must've been his debut and he'd been there two minutes really. Shaun said he reached across where the tunnel was, tapped him on the shoulder and gave him the self titled best worker in the north east's seal of approval by saying, 'Well done Inga, lad' to which, according to Shaun he replied instantly, 'I'm still jetlagged, Shaun, I can do better than that', proving that everybody did indeed know him. There was a similar tale involving Shearer after his two goals in the San Siro. Reckoned he congratulated big Al to which Shearer apparently said, 'I just try my best, Shaun.' I know this will mean Jack Shit to you all but he was the toucher's toucher who used to unintentionally have you in stitches and I can't think of poor Tuigamala without thinking of 'Super' Shaun as he was known at work. RIP Inga, lad, no doubt Super will raise a glass to you tonight.

As PL says, Lord fucking Haw-Haw here is one of the first fuckers I'd be putting in the tower.

We've a game in hand with Leeds and two in hand of Brentford. Win one of them and we're above them both.

We should be finishing ahead of at least one of Brentford, Leeds and Everton regardless of Burnley.

Man U getting pulled apart so far by Diego's lads, 1-0 and deserved. Cracking diving header off the post.

I never fell for that story tbh, like some disgraced London detective being moved up here..... DSI Dibble: "Come in Pardew, sit down. I won't beat about the bush. You've ruffled one too many feathers down here, your King routine has most definitely run it's course, Llambias at the club-a-No-Hope is going spare over some unpaid bets and unpaid champagne bills when you were on the tap with the crumpet......" Pards: "But, chief I was....." DSI Dibble: "Don't interrupt, Pardew! My decision is final. I'm going to send you to the North to get you out of the way." Pardew: "Norf? You're having a fackin' giraffe! Where?" DSI Dibble: "Newcastle." Pardew: "Noocarsuhl!!! Might as well send me to the fackin' arctic circle! Wait a minute, the birds dahn't wear naffin on a night out up there, do they?....... When do I start, chief?"

McClaren's a funny one, the only things I think hinder his rescue from all and sundry is him fucking the England job, you can fuck our job up, but not that one and the fact he was never a top flight player playing with other top flight players. (Who then become pundits and like to avoid getting on his case). Pardew was seen as an innocent Londoner caught up in an anti-cockney Geordie vendetta v Ashley.

I pulled my hamstring just watching that.

One older one on the other side isn't shy about mentioning it either, mind.

Best Gemmill gives this thread a miss.