Howmanheyman

No mention of the Carrie blow job story on here? That's how much he's normalised this shitshow.

We'd batter them as there'd be a massive will on the part of the new management to keep on side with the fans so no scratch teams.

Only see their tweets on here! I hope you're getting commission from them?

'Ah wuz theya'

It blows my mind they sell memberships but someone with a season ticket can just buy a ticket as well for any given match. If it's a league game they almost certainly won't be together and it makes a mockery of the whole point of the membership thing. Closest I've been to calling the whole NUFC thing a day since chucking it when I was smugly told I'd be easily replaced by a club employee when I had a genuine complaint and the club sharp fucking forgot about the daft cunts who went home and away to see us get beat by clubs who aren't even in the football league now.

Plus I've had three hours kip after a 12 hour night shift so I'm a clear and present danger to every fucker crossing my path let alone any cunt chucking a barricade on that path.

It's really pissed me off tbh, I'd have been happy having the same chance as everybody else, young kids, new fans, old fans, whatever but this fucking stinks. Because I refused to give him my money just before this date I'm locked out?

The eligibility wasn't fair, though. I had this with someone on twitter. Somebody could have been to one game in their life after July 2019 and got a season ticket ahead of others who have decades of support. I said nobody should've had priority, decades of support, handful of games or none at all, it shouldn't have mattered. His argument was there would've been moaning if somebody hadn't been to a game and got one ahead of me but my argument is at least I'd have had the same chance of a ticket in my scenario rather than none at all!

It's up to the agent to tell him his options and advise him of them. It's up the lad to weigh it up and decide. If the fee is agreed and he's not happy with the money then don't sign but I've read the lad is happy, the club is happy but the agent isn't. If the lad wants the move he'll instruct the agent to get the best deal he can within reason. If the agent says they're offering X amount I think we can get more it's up to the lad to make a decision to get the agent to carry on negotiating or walk away. I can't see how he's happy with everything yet can't sign because his agent won't let him. It's laughable.

One thing that's bothering me, how come they can change the sponsor to blend in better with an away shirt but not the home? The sponsor wouldn't look as bad if it was black with a white border or vice versa.

I reckon it's loosely based on the Northern Ireland 80s away shirt, ewerk reckons the 80s Republic of Ireland away shirt. Republic, Northern, Northern, Republic, let's call the whole thing off.

Unless the kid has signed some sort of waiver giving total control to his agent then I reckon maybe he just doesn't fancy it enough which is reason enough for me to not be that arsed. The agent works for the kid, not vice versa.

Roy Hudd's character, the dirty celebrity Wurlitzer playing bastard.

It's great, man.

Re-watching Dennis Potter's 'lipstick on your collar' on channel four's iPlayer. Tremendous stuff.

"From Smurfland where we belong."

When he counts sheep in bed at night to help him fall asleep the sheep nod off first.

"Cook, are you a female about our Adam's age?"

He got to be waiting for AC Meeelan. I mean, isn't that what all professionals do and Meeelan is for?

Analysis such as this is explained needs to be on BBC, Sky etc. I don't devour the news but what I see on TV or hear on the radio just gives the cunts an easier ride than is warranted if they're being honest with themselves. They're too busy trying to be 'balanced' and playing devil's advocate then with no irony whatsoever they'll then give plenty of time to the newspaper reviews as if they are a credible source?

Alright, Steve? Hate to break this but.....

"So anyway, how's young Adam?" "Weeeell you know, he's happy enough doing his You tube thingy pods and casts and it keeps him occupied." "No girlfriends yet, Julie?" "Oh god, Angie, I sometimes think it's never going to happen. I'd met his dad by his age but he just mumbles about not being bothered then runs up to his room in the huff if we mention it." "Bless! I'm sure he'll find his way. Eventually." "I hope so, I'm sick of washing those crusty socks he leaves lying under his bed!"

Too late for that question, they're already ruined, Howay.

Levelling up.

Competition for places? A good squad to handle injuries? PIF, you are spoiling us.