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Tux2. What gemmill imagined he was.... What gemmill actually was....

Took the MiL to hospital for an outpatient appointment, saw some top class flange there in summer time attire and also whilst driving back home as well but it was pointless having a good look as it would've been akin to planning a major bank heist with Inspector Morse sitting next to you.

Tragedy.

"Ok, he put a statue of Michael Jackson outside Craven Cottage so that would make you think 'wrong'un' straight away but he also looked a collosal cunt as well...... Hang on a minute..... I thought the clues were meant to be hard on here?"

Jordan and Keown? UNSUBSCRIBED

A cruel mate who saw him drop a ball to see Cummins score a winner at Roker park against us has just said it would probably be fitting if someone dropped his coffin. Memories linger long with some of our lot, mind. RIP.

Aye, I'll look up that book as well. 👍

I absolutely loved seeing the radge, bulging eyed Sicilian reeling away after he scored wearing one of the most simple but classy looking silky azzurri kits ever. If Gazza still played for us he'd have been my favourite number 19 at Italia 90 but he'd fucked off to Spurs so Schillacci takes the honours. I actually ordered that shirt from toffs a few years ago and the number was never going to be anything other than 19. (I wouldn't normally bother with numbers but the italics of the numbers on those Italian shirts just went together didn't they?)

I've been here since 2009, I'm not one of the 'originals'. I'm still under probation too.

It looks like Martin McGuiness tbh.

You're still on probation, by the way.

TBF, even the Pope would've saved it.

Salvatore Schillaci only 59. 😔 RIP Toto.

Can you change your username to 'Left Nut', please? (Asking for Holden McGroin).

Ah waz in sunalin general as our lass had just dropped another bairn, (she said it was definitely mine, like), anyways, the head nuss pulls me over to one side and sez, 'eea, marra, ah dinna knaaz how to tell ya but thuz beyn a mix up of the babies. The three here got mixed up, there's a black asylum seykaz bairn, a Mags bairn and a MLF's bairn.' Ah just took the darkey bairn and when the nuss looked at iz ah sez, 'Ah canna tak a chance, marra'. The rest of the ward had gathered by now and all applauded my logic to a man. FTM.

It could still be then TBF, a shirt sponsor doesn't and didn't mean NUFC couldn't take money from other competitors. I've seen LCL adverts around when S&N had us.

Scouse version of Mackemory.

That photo.

Pliant?

"It's gwan be aahwight, Robin."

"This next one is dedicated to two good friends and colleagues of mine going through a difficult patch at the minute..... 🎵 How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends? How can we start over when the fighting never ends? Baby, how can we make love, if we can't make amends? How can we be lovers, if we can't be, can't be friends? 🎶

Their neverending tales of bumping into mags everywhere and anywhere in the world where the MLFs present are all fine, respectable pillars of society but the mags are brash, big mouthed scruffs all wearing football tops who are usually publicly humiliated by the debonair descendants of founders of global football clubs always tickles me. Keep it going, marras, lovely to see.