Howmanheyman

I'm sure all agency workers will be thrilled, thrilled I tell you, to not have all the 'attributes of a permanent employee', especially in these times. What a fucking cunt.

'Why not just burn the manky settee?'

Buy a metal bin or a fire pit, then instead of wasting money on charcoal or wood for it simply burn all the shite you've bought and got sick of. You'll never run out of your alternative fuel.

Good article, that.

Our market value was the quartet of Moncur, Schteve, Carr and Charnley so not sure if we're allowed this Dan the man?

I still hold a grudge for them asking us to leave a 'home bar' after we'd finished our pint when we were just about the only ones in there, never mind Woan or the scabness! (we necked our pints after voicing our disapproval and I then did a Blackadder/Marcel Marceau pretending to squeeze past invisible customers).

His granda actually managed NUFC so maybe he's got a small soft spot although nobody's seriously going to say he's a 'Massive Mag Fan' however if his granda managed Sunderland there'd be claims of MLFness, boyhood Sunderland strips and FTM tattooed on his arse.

Balague talks some utter shit at times.

#admiration #flattery #safc #ftm #mlf #F1 #Payet #neediness #business

Give the trampy grifter his due mind, he's sharp cottoned on to their absolute need to be admired, flattered or just even mentioned by someone else.

Where do you even start with this?

Our tables still had inkwells in them.

We'll be having none of that shite round these parts, young sonny me Jim. Not on my watch.

"Yow wudun sai that to moi fice!"

A couple of times it's went haywire since the rebirth, both the same issue, not loading pages properly or letting me comment. It happened last week last time. Rebooted the phone and it was ok.

Them being bezzies with Millwall and Feyenoord is like a wannabe hard lad but soft as shite kid knocking about with the bullies oblivious to the fact nobody takes any of them seriously.

If someone on here once praised Hartlepool United I could get on to a poolie I know and tell him to look toontastic up so he can have a look and get all warm and glowing inside. He could maybe mention it to his fellow monkey hangers? Nobody mentioned Darlo but I'll lie and I'll tell him we don't like them as they're not as classy as Hartlepool as that'll please him I'm sure? Ah the life of a mackem, they're fucking deranged, man. *I don't know any poolies.

100%

The absolute neediest fanbase in these isles bar none.

As if that isn't bad enough I think the second post in calls Millwall MLFs. I'd like to give them credit and say they're being ironic but, well, y'knaa. Bonus points for saying they weren't so complimentary about them lot 12 miles up the road. When did we last play Millwall? Who gives a fuck what they 'supposedly' think?

Pointless reading it as I wouldn't have a fucking clue who any of them are?

If you listen to him, he's the unlucky Alf of football managers.