Howmanheyman

Test of Howe's mettle, this. He's kept the same team, it's worked and sent the right message but think a little change might be on for tonight as we looked slightly leggy on Saturday. Would take a draw but would hope for better. Honestly think this could go either way. There'd be no needle at all for this game until the Anschluss twat started flapping his gums about the biggest load of bollocks I've heard from a PL manager this season. Their song is shit when they and spurs sing it and they're boring bastards.

Good old Boris, eh?

Couldn't have picked a worse set of fans to entertain at their first home game after this happening. Remember the 'When the Russian goes to prison you'll be fucked' chant? Think there'll be a few more variations of that type on Sunday.

Uefa need to strip them of their trophies. Please make it happen.

"Do a lot of work from the stage, mate. Don't like to brag about it."

"Would have potentially made the Donald and Methven show look like a tea party." Keiran Maguire

I've laughed yet have no idea what an NFT is? He's lost money I take it, so who who cares?

#skint #Auditors #Administration #forensicaccounting #6thFormtuckshopdreamer #SAFC

Anyone know what his XU is?

Our side was known as XD as it was an expected defeat for the opposition. Oh yeah.

I was waiting for that. No button mushrooms or Chinese mice around these parts.

I played number 6 on my shirt all season many years ago and was tucked behind our left winger going forward and obviously dropped back when defending, we were 4-2-4, I was captain and we won the league we were in so we couldn't have been that bad.

Mothers, man....... before I left home wor lass would usually stay over on a weekend as we were saving for a place of our own. One day my dad let on that she'd had a word with him saying she wasn't stupid, , she knew we'd be discreetly 'doing it' but I could at least get rid of 'them condom thingys'. My father had a look as to what she was talking about and it was fucking ear defenders from work, they were blueish, transparent and white cotton bud or something inside.....AND WERE OBVIOUSLY SMALL. Obviously the old man knew straight away what they actually we're, laughed and told not to be daft then explained to my mam her error in judgement. I was going to take the piss but I didn't want my shagging becoming a subject around my folks living room so pretended I never knew her error. (She's Irish so, y'knaa.....)

I've nothing against concerts but I've only been to two proper ones, both at the shit arena. So I've a first, a last and nothing in-between. I'm not Michael Owen, I promise.

I saw a clip of Neville saying Newcastle United, villa, Everton etc were all big clubs and should be competing in a normal world and some Scouse mackem pipsqueak voiced cunt started blethering shite to which Neville then went further as he was obviously irritated by him and said NUFC were bigger than Everton when he was playing to be interrupted again by a high pitched screech of 'NEVER!' that would've had every dog around for ten miles wincing like fuck. For his sake, I hope they go down the same road their bezzies on Wearside did. Suck it up, helium voice.

Mac: "Fancy staying to the end, marra?" Mac's mate: "I'd rather jack, than Fleetwood, Mac."

Does XG stand for Expect Gemmill, usually followed by 'talk shite about football now he's interested again'? (Only joking, I've never seen you put tarquisestra or whatever rhubarb it was?)

That's a regular occurrence in summertime Walker, btw.

Gotta admit, this one is the biggest dig in the guts. Feel pua shit now.

Drink may have been taken.

Ah, it was behind me. That explains it all.

I was up there that season and can't remember that at all? (Not saying it didn't happen but completely plausible it did and I was oblivious?)