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Howmanheyman

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  1. Well I was dragged over with the missus and the youngest daughter to get holiday clothes. Went to the changing rooms to try on some t shirts and someone had left an item in there, thought it might have belonged to you, that's all....... (Hope they didn't have dickies)
  2. @Christmas Tree Were you at the metro centre today?
  3. From his drawer with the rest of his cutlery.
  4. He thinks amnesty international is a new craft beer on sale at Aldi, marra.
  5. Ok, time to spill the beans after some long soul searching. Although born on the opposite side of the world to where I now live on the foggy Tyne and having only one of my parents from Newcastle upon Tyne, I'd like to officially identify as a 'Geordie' and would be grateful if this board could accept me as I am. It wasn't an easy decision to make to bare my soul on here but I'm hoping for board wide support now that asprilla and co are banned. Cheers.
  6. I saw that on twitter and just skim read the top bit and thought it was just a piss take of the mackems wearing their tops at Newcastle, sorry, Ponteland airport. I genuinely didn't realise one of them was one of their players?
  7. Liverpool's on BT. Palace v arsenal Man U v Brighton
  8. Pancrate/cake 2022 remix The fixtures came out I had a glance, Excel, excel, Scabs at home We have a chance, Excel, excel. The fixtures came out I had a glance Excel, kanban, all holding sway and £500 a day but ah divven knaa what kanban is.
  9. Still shouted 'KEEGAN!' when I put my foot through a ball.
  10. I'm only jealous that he'll be on more dough than me and can make a calculated guess he's never struck a fucking bat in his life although unlike him I don't have to look over my shoulder waiting to get found out so swings and roundabouts.
  11. That Darmesh kid is absolutely stealing a living. He's comically bad.
  12. AND FUCKING KEEGAN, ALEX!!! DON'T DISS THE MESSIAH BY OMISSION!!!!
  13. Would it not be more normal to say [insert person's name here] has had a puncture?
  14. $2.5 billion for ten years of MLS? Someone's had their trousers pulled down.
  15. Aye, that's easy for you to say, mate.
  16. Our Falklands, a frontline story on the BBC iPlayer. Interviews with some of the soldiers, at least half who were pretty traumatised.
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