Howmanheyman

Methven staying on in a PR consultancy role......

I really, really hope it's him.

"First of all, love to welcome you all to this NFT sale of shares in Sunderland AFC here at the stadium of light, especially big welcome to all the locals who've turned out en-masse with all the worldly possessions they own, particularly Billy Marra from Washington farm who's brought the family cow to trade in for these SAFC special magic beans. This take over has been a long drawn out process but done solely for all of you. Those long days spent wondering around various known landmarks in Wearside adorning a manky score draw Sunderland shirt and posting pictures have brought us to this point where I can finally draw from the well of souls and make a few bob from people desperate enough to let me through the door. "

FMP

'ahh bet yay hayut the Mags anarrl, señor marra?'

I'm sure all agency workers will be thrilled, thrilled I tell you, to not have all the 'attributes of a permanent employee', especially in these times. What a fucking cunt.

'Why not just burn the manky settee?'

Buy a metal bin or a fire pit, then instead of wasting money on charcoal or wood for it simply burn all the shite you've bought and got sick of. You'll never run out of your alternative fuel.

Good article, that.

Our market value was the quartet of Moncur, Schteve, Carr and Charnley so not sure if we're allowed this Dan the man?

I still hold a grudge for them asking us to leave a 'home bar' after we'd finished our pint when we were just about the only ones in there, never mind Woan or the scabness! (we necked our pints after voicing our disapproval and I then did a Blackadder/Marcel Marceau pretending to squeeze past invisible customers).

His granda actually managed NUFC so maybe he's got a small soft spot although nobody's seriously going to say he's a 'Massive Mag Fan' however if his granda managed Sunderland there'd be claims of MLFness, boyhood Sunderland strips and FTM tattooed on his arse.

Balague talks some utter shit at times.

#admiration #flattery #safc #ftm #mlf #F1 #Payet #neediness #business

Give the trampy grifter his due mind, he's sharp cottoned on to their absolute need to be admired, flattered or just even mentioned by someone else.

Where do you even start with this?

Our tables still had inkwells in them.

We'll be having none of that shite round these parts, young sonny me Jim. Not on my watch.

"Yow wudun sai that to moi fice!"

A couple of times it's went haywire since the rebirth, both the same issue, not loading pages properly or letting me comment. It happened last week last time. Rebooted the phone and it was ok.

Them being bezzies with Millwall and Feyenoord is like a wannabe hard lad but soft as shite kid knocking about with the bullies oblivious to the fact nobody takes any of them seriously.