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Howmanheyman

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  1. 'Same old Tories, picking up the pieces of labour's mess.'
  2. Mind, it's in the family enclosure so I've just realised I could be surrounded by young bairns constantly twisting on to their dads about getting crisps and stuff?
  3. Totally forgot, 1st full day in Cyprus, see this post and take a chance anyway and got two tickets together for £16 cheaper than the forest game! No queue either!
  4. "Get on to the Trinity Daily Mirror group, we need another favour called in." "Now come on here, we can't get Ryder another award, nobody will fall for that again!" "No, no. Our contact there tells me they have a super computer, or should I say 'Sewpa dewpa compewta'? Anyway, I've got him to rig it so it says Sunderland will finish bottom next year. Make sure it gets published." "Very well..... Where did it actually have them finishing?" "Second bottom." (Both) "Ha ha. Hahaha. Ahahahaha."
  5. "Strewth!!! It'd be like a painter's radio, Bruce!"
  6. (Better than your Yoda joke, tbh, RR).
  7. To be fair, it would've been boomers making it for whatever most of us on here are called? (Gen X is it?)
  8. About to go to work and it's always hot anyway, we wear stuff that's unsuitable for the heat at the best of times, only consolation is it's nightshift which will slightly help but the duty of care regarding this will be actioned but not dealt with in reality. Shit hot on safety but blinkers on when it suits.
  9. Rangers fans were singing this last year, the young'uns just copy others now. No gumption as Joe Harvey once said to Bobby Moncur one balmy night in Budapest, once. /HMHM/Ryder.
  10. I've also haven't (knowingly) had it. We're off to Cyprus on Wednesday and I'm waiting for sod's law to have a little chuckle to itself and give one of us it. (There's only the eldest daughter who's had it and she was living with her boyfriend at the time).
  11. You think they'd be more bothered about how they're going to get on now they're back playing the big boys in the championship? Every game should be like a cup final for them or something? (That's how it works doesn't it?)
  12. How dare you diss the man that got the NUFC takeover deal done! Grrr.
  13. Pre-season kickabouts are best avoided in my experience, we always look shit.
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