Howmanheyman

Just put Monaco v PSG jon just as PSG concede a penalty, they're already 2-0 down. Make that 3-0. Poch not looking a happy chappy.

Turned it off, fuck that.

Just put the Palace v Everton game on, how does Joe Cole keep getting these pundit gigs? He's never played for either side that I can recall and he's thick as fuck. At least Ian Wright is an ex-player (and an improved pundit to his early days).

And then made him go in the sea......

Thought you were on about the slavva?

SAFC1973 tells me he might be a Mackem? Not sure tbh?

That's a parody account, isn't it?

He may not be able to sell shit energy drinks or botulism snacks but he's still selling the dream to his fanbase. Fair play.

Is it ayatollah or Howay who loathes Jenas? Either way, he's apparently been reminiscing playing against Emerson v Boro for NUFC and it being a real tough battle despite Emerson leaving four years before Jenas joined NUFC. To be fair, I recall struggling against George Best playing on the Fosse field.

What an absolute cunt that man is.

The penny never drops does it, or they genuinely hope nobody gets the contradiction?

I'm bemused by CT's bemusement. (I'm not really).

That Gordon kid for them really reminded me of someone and it's been doing my head in, then I twigged who it is......

Dorty bastard. Disappointing ending to that game but I didn't see us capitalising on the red card, definitely didn't see them scoring either, mind. I honestly thought we weathered their early storm perfectly and were composed as fuck finding little pockets and being brave not hoofing it which is exactly what we did second half. A terrible goal to concede and a naive one as well. Felt robbed at Chelsea and no complaints whatsoever from the side but a few need a little bit of extra coaching and videos of what not to do. CT has obviously been doing some retro sniffing of tippax if he's still worried about relegation, mind. We need a striker for next season as Wood just doesn't look like he can score nor is particularly mobile, I get he's played his part and wouldn't dismiss that but I think a more mobile striker nicks us a win when we're on top, Wilson is that but it's no good when you're injury prone. Everton made it a dogs of war game but I'm afraid that's allowed especially when you're on a run like theirs plus that's the loudest and most sustained support I've ever seen them give their team for about a quarter of a century so we need to take that into account as well. Hopefully the good coach we seem to have knows what buttons to press with the players and sees the mistakes and errors so can help coach it out of them. No big deal in the cold light of day just need to be more brave with the ball and not give it up cheaply.

Shit day today just had the cherry on the cake.

We've been poor second half, no getting away from it.

Terrible decision making.

You short of cash money, like?

Celtic song they've got a seventies, Scouse cruise ship cabaret singer to copy for them. It's fucking tragic.

Champion. Fuck England.

Fucking disgraceful. I'd honestly scuttle the ships. (As long as I had an escape route).

Ewerk did one a while back if I remember correctly? Turns out all his descendants were English and since he found out he always goes out on St George's day dressed as a crusader drinking Carling black label I believe?

Is that one of his songs?