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Howmanheyman

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  1. I'm only jealous that he'll be on more dough than me and can make a calculated guess he's never struck a fucking bat in his life although unlike him I don't have to look over my shoulder waiting to get found out so swings and roundabouts.
  2. That Darmesh kid is absolutely stealing a living. He's comically bad.
  3. AND FUCKING KEEGAN, ALEX!!! DON'T DISS THE MESSIAH BY OMISSION!!!!
  4. Would it not be more normal to say [insert person's name here] has had a puncture?
  5. $2.5 billion for ten years of MLS? Someone's had their trousers pulled down.
  6. Aye, that's easy for you to say, mate.
  7. Our Falklands, a frontline story on the BBC iPlayer. Interviews with some of the soldiers, at least half who were pretty traumatised.
  8. Was a big ignorant of Miss Lipa to be honest..... NOT ANY FUCKING MORE.
  9. @PaddockLad now hates you and I'm slightly in the huff.
  10. Thought I'd 'slide' into an ITK twitter chat.
  11. Ah! This could be a game changer. I've never seen it to be fair.
  12. Honestly, Alex, I get the piss taking side of it, obviously but I don't think they're relevant enough to warrant even that!
  13. Watching him on that swing, pretending to like it but thinking, 'Don't fall off and injure yourself, for fuck sake, man!'
  14. I take no notice of shite like this and am honestly and genuinely surprised that others do, especially ten fucking thousand?! I've no idea if twitter has a mute limit but can only assume it's a very high number if they do as I haven't hit it yet.
  15. That Rojas kid had loads of groupies on twitter when almiron first joined, offers of tickets, 'great stuff Roberto' just for tweeting 'good morning NUFC fans' and shit like that. He actually came over for a game and twenty/thirty something year olds were wetting their knickers* talking about Greggs and bollocks with him. Why any attention seekers don't just pretend to be from whatever country one of our foreign players come from and say you're a big Newcastle fan instead of being a wum astounds me. If social media attention is your thing you'll be beating them off with a shitty stick. *And that was just the lads.
  16. He's a thick as fuck, bitter smoggy tbh. Good footballer when he had the occasional bout of fitness.
  17. Vurnon Anita signing in this scenario.....
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