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Probably mentioned it before but I was at Hartlepool pre-season and when he got the ball a rather pissed supporter shouted out some encouragement to the Cypriot but stalled a bit halfway through his shout. It went something along the lines of 'Howay Nicos Papavapalappawappa-woooahhhya fucka!'

No, ocean drive by the lighthouse family.

You know it all, you tell me. /PaddockLad

Times have indeed moved on in the takeaway game. Can't remember the last 'anecdote' about spunk being found in an Indian curry from a definitely not racist.

Bless him, it must've been a twat getting criticised from the fans instead of getting a pat on the head by opposition managers after NUFC had been comfortably beaten or by neutral pundits who think you're a great lad. Great scoop by Luke Ryder, sorry, Edwards and JUST what the punters wanted to read about.

Needed to start off with a spotlight zoomed in on Nigel Kennedy playing the violin before lighting the whole stage with Robert Powell and Jasper Carrot scenes being projected on to screen behind Nige, (Nigel wearing his villa shirt, naturally), dancers running and leaping around Nige dressed up as peaky blinders before a giant Benny from crossroads head is lowered to the stage, its mouth opens and children dressed up in the football kits of the West Midlands football clubs run out kicking balloons made to look like footballs. Slade eventually show up and jam with Nige towards the end.

Yes, never been in it but it's still there.

I'll be wearing a pink carnation. No pressure. No pegging on the first date.

honestly, if it was a choice between Miami pizza and nowt, nowt wins every time. Last time we got something for handiness it was something like £3 for any pizza any size. I once made the mistake of getting a kebab from there against my better judgement, the bloke might as well have took my money showed me the kebab before slinging it in the bin which would've saved me the trouble.

Looks good, I'll give it a go. Still there, KCG.

Miami pizza in walkergate. They're fucking minging but you won't find a cheaper pizza in Newcastle. (Get a vegetarian one unless you fancy meat products from Kazakhstan and if you want to avoid death steer clear of greasy meat bits in pitta bread called 'doner kebab').

I love these highlights. 👍

You really must be a gaffer as that's what I actually said and you replied that you agreed.

Not a NUFC picture from days of old but a great one of Jimmy Hill departing Roker park after being in with the directors and not wanting to outstay his welcome and the famous mackem hospitality......

Well we're stuck with fun88 for another season, (thanks to Michael Ashley, another legacy of great NUFC business acumen that many a pundit waxed lyrical about), so you could only imagine it's a bridging loan to boost the side till more lucrative sponsorships can be agreed and keep the legal side on board, (telling we have a new CEO and a new club lawyer).

If also add that while I see the points about it being suicide to get into brexit pre-election I also would hope someone has the balls to go at at it in plain English, with easy to establish facts and points out how much damage it's doing and will do. We've all seen the polls on it's popularity so maybe the honest approach could be more beneficial than we imagine?

Great post but the red wall shit, nah, he doesn't want to piss the floating voters off who have 'our boys' and 'Britain Uber alles' tendencies. I'll tell you now there's more of them elsewhere than the mythical red wall which was so mighty it's basically had Tory govt after Tory govt thrust on it for decades against it's wishes. In short, it's propaganda and a release valve for those in the south to blame. I've even had encounters on twatter where remainders in the south have had a dig at us, even Newcastle specifically, and when you check out their location they live in Tory constituencies which voted leave. The hypocrisy is off the map with some. They've been fed shite for a reason. Sorry for veering off your post. (There's an apology to help you balance your 'sorrys' out).

Great ball by jonjo but Murphy's finishing is tragic.

The commentary team is Borat and punch from the original CHIPS.

Stadium of light should put a bid in.

The villa I'm in has a dodgy box with premier sports on and they're showing it so will watch it after our meal out. (We're two hours ahead).

Him to their lass on the point of ejaculation: "Eeets time.....pant.....time for zhee Vinagre stroke......nnnnnnaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

He's got a moothfull of marbles and a heed full of broken biscuits but like gemmill says, he's enjoying himself so good luck to him. (I won't be smashing the like and subscribe buttons, though).

What is he? It's like some weird hybrid very vague hint of Geordie and fuck knows what else? I barely understood a word of it?

My mates dad called him the giraffe.