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Alright, Steve? Hate to break this but.....

"So anyway, how's young Adam?" "Weeeell you know, he's happy enough doing his You tube thingy pods and casts and it keeps him occupied." "No girlfriends yet, Julie?" "Oh god, Angie, I sometimes think it's never going to happen. I'd met his dad by his age but he just mumbles about not being bothered then runs up to his room in the huff if we mention it." "Bless! I'm sure he'll find his way. Eventually." "I hope so, I'm sick of washing those crusty socks he leaves lying under his bed!"

Too late for that question, they're already ruined, Howay.

Levelling up.

Competition for places? A good squad to handle injuries? PIF, you are spoiling us.

Leave sectarianism out of this, Wykiki.

CT 🤝 Meenzer

Sorted.

"Where are we going to, Lee?" "Get doon to DFDS ferries in North Shields, wor kid. Me snout reckons he's coming from Amsterdam."

Corbyn will be at the central station tomorrow from 08.00 with the RMT pickets and Ian Mearns if @Renton wants to get along for a signature or selfie?

🎶Well, the fat bastards come in these places And the fat twats are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as human You don't think of them at all You keep your mind on the money Keeping your eyes on the wall I'm your private trainer A trainer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private trainer A trainer for money And any old push ups will do I wanna make a million quid I wanna live out by the sea Have a husband and some children Yeah, I guess I want a family All the fat bastards come in these places And the fat twats are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names I'm your private trainer A trainer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private trainer A trainer for money And any old sit ups will do. 🎵

He's been too busy asking more questions to the Southampton fans such as 'how many spitfires did yeeze make, like?'

No.

The absolute goons Mike Ashley has had at the club in various jobs, man, obviously including Brucie's bonus*. *His pay off.

Him and Sue Smith. Separated at birth like Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia if Luke and Leia were gnomes.

"FTM!!!!!"

Dropped my daughter off in Wallsend high street for work. I had zero expectations and they were met.

Nev is all of us.

Can't do Jesus I'm afraid, will the topless nun on a skateboard suffice?

That's not too dissimilar to the man himself iyam?

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is." N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?" Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid." Etc, etc.....

He needs a lass tbh.

I'm pretty relaxed about it tbh, pressure is on the club to deliver but I don't think they'll fuck it up although they might have a different route to it you'd hope that it's not just money they're bringing to the table but some brains as well. We can only improve on last year as a starting point which based on form would have us seriously challenging for Europe. I can't see the two we've got in being all that's going to happen. I also can't see us waiting to deadline day to bring in Slimani or Whoever.

Madeley as well.