Howmanheyman

It's up to the agent to tell him his options and advise him of them. It's up the lad to weigh it up and decide. If the fee is agreed and he's not happy with the money then don't sign but I've read the lad is happy, the club is happy but the agent isn't. If the lad wants the move he'll instruct the agent to get the best deal he can within reason. If the agent says they're offering X amount I think we can get more it's up to the lad to make a decision to get the agent to carry on negotiating or walk away. I can't see how he's happy with everything yet can't sign because his agent won't let him. It's laughable.

One thing that's bothering me, how come they can change the sponsor to blend in better with an away shirt but not the home? The sponsor wouldn't look as bad if it was black with a white border or vice versa.

I reckon it's loosely based on the Northern Ireland 80s away shirt, ewerk reckons the 80s Republic of Ireland away shirt. Republic, Northern, Northern, Republic, let's call the whole thing off.

Unless the kid has signed some sort of waiver giving total control to his agent then I reckon maybe he just doesn't fancy it enough which is reason enough for me to not be that arsed. The agent works for the kid, not vice versa.

Roy Hudd's character, the dirty celebrity Wurlitzer playing bastard.

It's great, man.

Re-watching Dennis Potter's 'lipstick on your collar' on channel four's iPlayer. Tremendous stuff.

"From Smurfland where we belong."

When he counts sheep in bed at night to help him fall asleep the sheep nod off first.

"Cook, are you a female about our Adam's age?"

He got to be waiting for AC Meeelan. I mean, isn't that what all professionals do and Meeelan is for?

Analysis such as this is explained needs to be on BBC, Sky etc. I don't devour the news but what I see on TV or hear on the radio just gives the cunts an easier ride than is warranted if they're being honest with themselves. They're too busy trying to be 'balanced' and playing devil's advocate then with no irony whatsoever they'll then give plenty of time to the newspaper reviews as if they are a credible source?

Alright, Steve? Hate to break this but.....

"So anyway, how's young Adam?" "Weeeell you know, he's happy enough doing his You tube thingy pods and casts and it keeps him occupied." "No girlfriends yet, Julie?" "Oh god, Angie, I sometimes think it's never going to happen. I'd met his dad by his age but he just mumbles about not being bothered then runs up to his room in the huff if we mention it." "Bless! I'm sure he'll find his way. Eventually." "I hope so, I'm sick of washing those crusty socks he leaves lying under his bed!"

Too late for that question, they're already ruined, Howay.

Levelling up.

Competition for places? A good squad to handle injuries? PIF, you are spoiling us.

Leave sectarianism out of this, Wykiki.

CT 🤝 Meenzer

Sorted.

"Where are we going to, Lee?" "Get doon to DFDS ferries in North Shields, wor kid. Me snout reckons he's coming from Amsterdam."

Corbyn will be at the central station tomorrow from 08.00 with the RMT pickets and Ian Mearns if @Renton wants to get along for a signature or selfie?

🎶Well, the fat bastards come in these places And the fat twats are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as human You don't think of them at all You keep your mind on the money Keeping your eyes on the wall I'm your private trainer A trainer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private trainer A trainer for money And any old push ups will do I wanna make a million quid I wanna live out by the sea Have a husband and some children Yeah, I guess I want a family All the fat bastards come in these places And the fat twats are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names I'm your private trainer A trainer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private trainer A trainer for money And any old sit ups will do. 🎵

He's been too busy asking more questions to the Southampton fans such as 'how many spitfires did yeeze make, like?'

No.