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Who? And bracelets?

Vintage minge......but who is it? I wonder?.....

Think it's something to do with Gemmill's testosterone after the de-elevation of his gonads heading south?

You'll be alright, Rents. You're family will probably be relieved that you'll be physically feeling better and sorting yourself out but if I may say so, you can fuck off with that guys shit.

Without wanting to lower the tone but doing so anyway.....I saw a tweet from Lynda Carter mourning ONJ where she's put a clip of them both together from a TV show they did. Honestly, man, If I could go back in time and walk into that show then Schar wouldn't be the only one with the ability to shampoo a horse with his spunk..... Both gorgeous and Olivia Newton John had such a lovely voice. RIP.

Adam Pearson translation: 'I've managed to pop my cherry with a fragile lass my age round our way who thinks I'm a celebrity so you bet your sweet ass I'm throwing around the virgin slurs to the absolute LOSERS like this. Lol.'

"I don't believe anything these days. Nothing. Take kids, eh? Lovely little things aren't they? My son said he liked the song we had on in the car this morning, but there was something in his voice that made me think 'This kid is a fucking liar'. Still love 'em to bits the little sods! Has anyone tried the English tapas behind the bar? Three for a tenner and each meal comes with a paper napkin with the XG charts for this season's Premier League teams. Look away now, Man United fans!"

No. Bin grassed up.

Had the police at my door. Fuck's sake, man!

Fucking hell, man. You can't see his face but I'm guessing there's sadness in his eyes?

Now you can see why they were interested in Longstaff. Honestly, Man U since Ferguson left reminds me of Man U pre-Ferguson and even the first couple of years he threw cash everywhere. Took them 26 years of blowing cash before their next title win and I can see similar happening, look at Liverpool, they basically took over Man U's title draught period for that period where the mancs dominated after they'd had it cushy in the 70s/80s.

Don't be silly fish. The number has always been fluid depending on the current circumstances. It'll just end up changing to a top/big 7. 'top' would be favourite for a bit till they accept us then 'big' if we start winning trophies rather than be a CL qualifying team only.

'You just can't keep a good man down, I always say. Looking forward to starting my new adventure at the City ground and having a right good go at the stationary.'

He looks like a human version of the alien in Predator.

Well done to Man U on keeping Brighton's goal difference to one, would've been easy to fold being two nil down to a good team.

Man U

We need something up front including out wide for the X factor tbh as we struggled to break them down and even when we did wasted the final ball. We were winning all day long once Schar's snorter went in. Was in that end, near their fans, was amazing to watch it go in. (And it was going in all day). 👌

I thought they did well defensively but first goal to us and they were beat all day. Only promoted team to get beat said more about us than them IMO. Was he playing? Call Colback but at least he never hid once even though he had joelinton and Bruno to contend with.

Gemmill clearly suffering from PTSD from his days cowering behind the bar in Bliss.

I'd expect him to start off relatively well as he's obviously used to the PL. Bruno needs to pick his pocket if he dallies and I think he will. So on reflection, fuck lingard.

All or nothing arsenal? Arsenal fans singing?

As I said in the deleted thread, (WYKIKI!!) Promoted teams are usually like a dog with two cocks early on and we usually start off as if we've woken up after a Leo Sayer but by all accounts they've made multi signings and if he plays a few of them you'd have to think that might disrupt them a bit, even in our championship winning season we lost the first two with a few new players and the opening day of the 88 season comes to mind as well so I'm hoping that will temper the dog/two cocks scenario from them. As for our opening day tardiness, at least we have a similar team to the one who finished well with a couple of upgrades bedded in, we don't have a sloth for a manager anymore and there's a hungerness as well as a plan in place. This game last season would've been a nailed on defeat, this time I'll be disappointed with anything less than a win especially with all their changes. Their manager is making a name for himself and you'll have to doff the cap if he pulls off a result like beating us so soon after wholesale changes. 2 or 3-1 to us.

Everyone else has already said it but we'll all echo it, Rents. It's no wonder your head has been caked, you've went 'fuck it' and that too is understandable but you know the consequences and you're not pulling the wool over your eyes which is good. Dry out, get that help, let your family help a sober you. They won't hate you. And also keep on here as a dose of TT humour hurts nobody but maybe knock the politics thread on the head for a bit. Take care, Rents.

I've caught clips of him, he wants shot for his voice alone.