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Corbyn will be at the central station tomorrow from 08.00 with the RMT pickets and Ian Mearns if @Renton wants to get along for a signature or selfie?

🎶Well, the fat bastards come in these places And the fat twats are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names You don't think of them as human You don't think of them at all You keep your mind on the money Keeping your eyes on the wall I'm your private trainer A trainer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private trainer A trainer for money And any old push ups will do I wanna make a million quid I wanna live out by the sea Have a husband and some children Yeah, I guess I want a family All the fat bastards come in these places And the fat twats are all the same You don't look at their faces And you don't ask their names I'm your private trainer A trainer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private trainer A trainer for money And any old sit ups will do. 🎵

He's been too busy asking more questions to the Southampton fans such as 'how many spitfires did yeeze make, like?'

No.

The absolute goons Mike Ashley has had at the club in various jobs, man, obviously including Brucie's bonus*. *His pay off.

Him and Sue Smith. Separated at birth like Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia if Luke and Leia were gnomes.

"FTM!!!!!"

Dropped my daughter off in Wallsend high street for work. I had zero expectations and they were met.

Nev is all of us.

Can't do Jesus I'm afraid, will the topless nun on a skateboard suffice?

That's not too dissimilar to the man himself iyam?

Owen: "Well the sun's out, what a lovely day it is." N.E. One: "Was it a lovely day when you flying in that helicopter around Dubai for an advert you boring little cunt?" Joe Blogs: "It was a lovely day when you and your brochure fucked off after relegation you human formed hemorrhoid." Etc, etc.....

He needs a lass tbh.

I'm pretty relaxed about it tbh, pressure is on the club to deliver but I don't think they'll fuck it up although they might have a different route to it you'd hope that it's not just money they're bringing to the table but some brains as well. We can only improve on last year as a starting point which based on form would have us seriously challenging for Europe. I can't see the two we've got in being all that's going to happen. I also can't see us waiting to deadline day to bring in Slimani or Whoever.

Madeley as well.

For some insane reason, probably the novelty of it, I got a season ticket in the Milburn stand in 1991 under Ossie then KK as my granny had saved £200 for me and I only needed another £20 to get a posh seat at 18. Worst thing I ever did, I fucking hated being there on my Todd surrounded by some right fucking knobs, injured players and hangers on. I was that skint I used to sell it on most games and either go in the Gallowgate with my mates or have a few pints instead if nobody went.

Anyway, this is all part of the, in my opinion, shit season ticket culture and totally reminds me of 1992 and onwards. The only fuckers who had season tickets then was fans in East Stand or Milburn stand then every Tom, Dick Henry with the means bought one and our support became the poorer for it in my mind. We need to keep a good few thousand for everyone not just the Darby and Joan fortnightly club.

The amount of seen, including myself who think we're not a priority seems to be more prevalent unless it's just my timeline? Nobody should be allowed back in based purely on that because where do you start? Where do you finish? Young'uns have a right to go as much as me, if not more.

I once saw a tweet by him going on about being in the 'mint' singing section at the back of the Gallowgate end which I found amusing as I was a couple of rows behind him that day and he was never off his fucking phone.

Never have, BD.

I misread the email, looks like I'm ineligible by a season thanks, I strongly suspect, to the supporters trust. They've lost a member today and I'd given them the benefit of the doubt. Nobody should get priority and that was my view when I thought I was eligible!

My slot to go on the site and there's no STs for sale! No information saying sold out, fuck all information. Shambles.

I'm on my break, just had an email and I'm in a queue, my queue number is 5000 odd and there's approx 3500 people ahead of me. It states it's one ST per person. Fucking would be at work, it's going to be tricky when it's estimated to be my ten minute slot I'll be on the job. Argggghhh!

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