Howmanheyman

Something may well come about but it won't be just yet.

What did anyone expect?

How many of the 77 are only following for the lols?

Who? And bracelets?

Vintage minge......but who is it? I wonder?.....

Think it's something to do with Gemmill's testosterone after the de-elevation of his gonads heading south?

You'll be alright, Rents. You're family will probably be relieved that you'll be physically feeling better and sorting yourself out but if I may say so, you can fuck off with that guys shit.

Without wanting to lower the tone but doing so anyway.....I saw a tweet from Lynda Carter mourning ONJ where she's put a clip of them both together from a TV show they did. Honestly, man, If I could go back in time and walk into that show then Schar wouldn't be the only one with the ability to shampoo a horse with his spunk..... Both gorgeous and Olivia Newton John had such a lovely voice. RIP.

Adam Pearson translation: 'I've managed to pop my cherry with a fragile lass my age round our way who thinks I'm a celebrity so you bet your sweet ass I'm throwing around the virgin slurs to the absolute LOSERS like this. Lol.'

"I don't believe anything these days. Nothing. Take kids, eh? Lovely little things aren't they? My son said he liked the song we had on in the car this morning, but there was something in his voice that made me think 'This kid is a fucking liar'. Still love 'em to bits the little sods! Has anyone tried the English tapas behind the bar? Three for a tenner and each meal comes with a paper napkin with the XG charts for this season's Premier League teams. Look away now, Man United fans!"

No. Bin grassed up.

Had the police at my door. Fuck's sake, man!

Fucking hell, man. You can't see his face but I'm guessing there's sadness in his eyes?

Now you can see why they were interested in Longstaff. Honestly, Man U since Ferguson left reminds me of Man U pre-Ferguson and even the first couple of years he threw cash everywhere. Took them 26 years of blowing cash before their next title win and I can see similar happening, look at Liverpool, they basically took over Man U's title draught period for that period where the mancs dominated after they'd had it cushy in the 70s/80s.

Don't be silly fish. The number has always been fluid depending on the current circumstances. It'll just end up changing to a top/big 7. 'top' would be favourite for a bit till they accept us then 'big' if we start winning trophies rather than be a CL qualifying team only.

'You just can't keep a good man down, I always say. Looking forward to starting my new adventure at the City ground and having a right good go at the stationary.'

He looks like a human version of the alien in Predator.

Well done to Man U on keeping Brighton's goal difference to one, would've been easy to fold being two nil down to a good team.

Man U

We need something up front including out wide for the X factor tbh as we struggled to break them down and even when we did wasted the final ball. We were winning all day long once Schar's snorter went in. Was in that end, near their fans, was amazing to watch it go in. (And it was going in all day). 👌

I thought they did well defensively but first goal to us and they were beat all day. Only promoted team to get beat said more about us than them IMO. Was he playing? Call Colback but at least he never hid once even though he had joelinton and Bruno to contend with.

Gemmill clearly suffering from PTSD from his days cowering behind the bar in Bliss.

I'd expect him to start off relatively well as he's obviously used to the PL. Bruno needs to pick his pocket if he dallies and I think he will. So on reflection, fuck lingard.