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I was thinking the same the other week but then it's not a club shop, it's a castore shop. Another prezzie the FCB left behind to be sorted out, club's still missing out till everything from his time is eradicated.

Not now, RobinRobin! Save it for 3am when I'm on nightshift, man!!

By the way, that post......

If the brewery was the eastern front, we all wanted a post to Paris, (The Drayman's job).

You heard it here first. (Where's essembee these days?)

Correct which is why you never hear me going on about my wealth or my business empire. I genuinely thought he was a comedian trying to be Simon Jordan on a wind up call.

Easier to blame 'them' for Johnson than people you actually know and live around.

It boils my piss and it's one million percent looking down on a region and a people most of whom didn't vote for the cunt.

I did used to work for the breweries. There was a lot more logic, as well as satisfaction, to sampling the fruits of my labours then.

Everything spot on apart from the 'mildly' sweaty. 'saturated' sweaty is more the case.

I'm laughing but this red wall bollocks is beyond a fucking joke now, mind. 'Blue wall' gets a free pass it seems?

To be fair, I work different shifts so sometimes @RobinRobin's GIFs are the only thing I see when I'm having a break.

Strewth! No need for that, sport.

@Dr Gloombeing stopped by the BBC for his opinion when he's 70.

Fingers crossed.

[Interrogator walks into darkened room with only a lampshade on the table and sits down facing a trembling rishi sunak sitting opposite him on a child's booster seat.] Interrogator: "Morning Mr Sunak, before we start, can I get you a tea, coffee or somethi....." Sunak:" I'll tell you everything you need to know!!!"

Yet they not only know who our players are, they also know their many weaknesses and know how much they'd struggle against the players in their own side who they can't name. Mackem logic......

Watched that at the time as a teenager and thought it was great but it's even better viewing now after all these years. Watched it the other when I was bored and it's superb, both in the nostalgia and the realisation of how amateur the beautiful game still was compared to now. Gazza reading out the Domino numbers for a football after the game is phoenix nights territory but it's actually warming to see all the interviews again with the players and managers you grew up with including Arthur Cox's cameo with Derby. I genuinely lolled at Harrison's interview with the hospitality bloke and the pride both took with the catering which was laid out on a table and looked like every buffet you've ever seen at a do held in a clurb, so innocently funny and it's the innocence of it all that makes you smile throughout it. If you you remember the times and were young yourself then I'd highly recommend watching it even if you saw it the first time. You can't compare that coverage of now but it's actually a lot better in it's own way. Proper nostalgia fest.

Glad he didn't end up in nandos.

"A master's with distinction? Well done young'un but how many other punks got the same thing in the same year? Hundreds? Thousands? Now the trinity mirror regional sports writer of the year award, guess how many won that in 2014? As one Frederick Mercury once almost said around the time big Jack Charlton was in charge at the cathedral on the hill, 'There can....be only......fucking one, bonny lad' and that one was the punter's champion, the Knight Ryder extraordinare. Lol."

Rich energy vibes.

Who needs Gazza with chicken and some cans when you've got this maniac?