Howmanheyman

Keegan is number one and always will be. Love Eddie and think he could be the perfect manager for this club now but KK's first two full seasons were something else, he was also ruthless with players when he wanted an upgrade. The club we have today isn't there in if there's no Keegan, it's as simple as that. Even in his half season at the beginning he called Hall's bluff about the money as he had that pull and leverage, the absolute wasteland we were in as a club cannot be understated, it's a daft thing but I think it our filth win in a row in the promotion year where in a two nil v Luton my breath was taken away with the kind of football which only months earlier would have been unthinkable, the way his team just laughed at the new back pass rule whilst others were genuinely doing re-enactments early twentieth century keystone cop acts was another thing I loved, the way he ruthlessly sold his top scorer to get Beardsley who he knew would be perfect for his relatively unknown signing Andy Cole was genius, still to this day the PL's most successful goalscoring partnership, (not that you'd know it by sky), to escape relegation to the third, to piss the league the year after then third in your first season back whilst playing brilliant football was a joy to see, he never moaned about refs, never moaned full stop, always gave credit to the other team and was the perfect ambassador for the club, we were in the doldrums and then it was champagne style. Like I say, NUFC now isn't possible without KK.

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Is this your subtle way of telling us you have a girlfriend and have had sex? I thought this was the Fish's thing? Anyway, congratulations, Aimaad, really happy for you.

Drove home, got a lift back along from my daughter when she finished work about an hour later and when I walked in the back garden it was gone. I started laughing and they casually said..... "It was a bit too windy so we just took it down."

That's Wykiki now.

Yee can fuck off, anaahl. /TBD

Used to be the W's, Watford, Wigan and Wimbledon etc, now it's B's, Bournemouth, Brentford and Brighton. Fair play to them but they can fuck off tbh.

TBD: "Here's the amount of fucks I give about Bournemouth football club. Nothing."

Equally Howe would've been fucked in that era. Players weren't up for soppy videos, hugs etc and expressions of love every press conference. You can't compare eras really.

Well just back, it's up, hard work and that was with three of us doing it but it's screwed into his decking and pretty secure, if we'd been around 100 years ago we'd have been a certainty to make Shackleton's Antarctic expedition, the way we got that up was reminiscent of them putting their tents up in the howling wind after abandoning endurance when it was stuck in the pck ice. Walker lads don't mess about.

He teaches plus he's a skilled tradesman therefore he doubly can't be told anything.

SOS sent out for reinforcements to help put the gazebo up so I'll be popping around while it's still light. I swear he does this on purpose. (Apologies to @Stotty for quoting myself).

Fascists are/were bankrolled by the rich for their benefit, it's just similar.

My bins have been fine, had to put the outside furniture upright but that's about it so far.

With his usual talent for timing one of my mates has organised a piss up in his garden bar tonight complete with gazebo. He also organised a Leo Sayer in Edinburgh a few years ago when GNER cancelled all the trains going up there because of a similar storm. If he found a time machine he'd definitely fancy a lads piss up in Pompeii circa 79AD.

I was that creepy uncle, bentknob69. Howmanheyman is just my pseudonym to keep the authorities at arms length.

I hate dealing with shit like this.

Sorry to hear about your mate, TBD. I can't blame you for being dubious about NUFC's response especially if they're unaware.

Sad, serious faces on sky sports for this story I'd reckon? Any other non NW red club in the same bother....

ChatGPT can't compete with the east end lyrical gangster. (Cough, ahem).

There once was a newsagent's son called Nate, Who was never in need of a mate, He'd share the shop's porn On any given school day morn And that's why they always were late. He also had a sis called Vicky Working out this rhyme was quite tricky When his dad found out, The porn mags were out It was jazz rags in a hedge that were sticky.

Probably.

....but anyway, I think the train wreck theory is likely to be the most correct.