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"Get on to the Trinity Daily Mirror group, we need another favour called in." "Now come on here, we can't get Ryder another award, nobody will fall for that again!" "No, no. Our contact there tells me they have a super computer, or should I say 'Sewpa dewpa compewta'? Anyway, I've got him to rig it so it says Sunderland will finish bottom next year. Make sure it gets published." "Very well..... Where did it actually have them finishing?" "Second bottom." (Both) "Ha ha. Hahaha. Ahahahaha."

"Strewth!!! It'd be like a painter's radio, Bruce!"

I wouldn't have thought so tbh....

Yep, look it as well.

(Better than your Yoda joke, tbh, RR).

To be fair, it would've been boomers making it for whatever most of us on here are called? (Gen X is it?)

About to go to work and it's always hot anyway, we wear stuff that's unsuitable for the heat at the best of times, only consolation is it's nightshift which will slightly help but the duty of care regarding this will be actioned but not dealt with in reality. Shit hot on safety but blinkers on when it suits.

Rangers fans were singing this last year, the young'uns just copy others now. No gumption as Joe Harvey once said to Bobby Moncur one balmy night in Budapest, once. /HMHM/Ryder.

I've also haven't (knowingly) had it. We're off to Cyprus on Wednesday and I'm waiting for sod's law to have a little chuckle to itself and give one of us it. (There's only the eldest daughter who's had it and she was living with her boyfriend at the time).

You think they'd be more bothered about how they're going to get on now they're back playing the big boys in the championship? Every game should be like a cup final for them or something? (That's how it works doesn't it?)

How dare you diss the man that got the NUFC takeover deal done! Grrr.

It's....... No, too easy.

After reading that.....

After Charnaz the bar isn't exactly sky high.

FYP

Pre-season kickabouts are best avoided in my experience, we always look shit.

This commentator

Big Jamal on a yellow for persistent fouling by the looks of it after 20 odd minutes.

Who's saint maximeeen?

No big Joe and Bruno, no midfield.

"Hi guys, I had some spare spending money my granny gave me so decided to let one of these pretty ladies give me a massage as me neck was a bit sore from the flight. She asked me if I'd want a happy ending for a few euros more and I thought I'd be getting a happy meal delivered at the end. Guys, I wasn't expecting what happened!!! OMG, she touched my willy, it got all kind of tingly then there was white wee wee coming out!!!! Anyway, happy meal/happy ending, let me know in the comments if this has happened to any of you guys as I'm guessing it must be a European thing or something?"

He needs to address the question to ITV news politics who gave him a platform.

It must pay well I'd assume? This is where these paper reviews lead to. They shouldn't be on, they're not news, they're biased opinion pieces and biased guests.

Great photo of the corner, if you look closely you can see @PaddockLad standing on a concrete barrier starting the singing off.