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Howmanheyman

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  1. Anyone else notice how sky point blank refuse to put Newcastle United on their graphics or how their main presenters never say it? Not just us obviously but it has to be deliberate. Anyway, bit of a blow tbh the news all round, I just can't see Longstaff being a PL player in the next couple of years and it goes without saying I'd love to be wrong.
  2. Didn't some of them genuinely believe they got the better manager at the time?
  3. "Get on to Alan Parry, Keith Downie or Pete Graves at sky or some producer who apparently supports Newcastle United, tell them to get onto whichever down on their luck, ex-average player of a southern club who is doing the reports from the championship and get him to state that the Sunderland fans booed at the end, thus emphasising the difference between Newcastle United fans and Sunderland's."
  4. I don't blame Parker being pissed off. Klopp would be fucking livid if someone did it to him if Liverpool were getting hammered so it was a bit patronising if you ask me.
  5. The hitman and her. Watching that at the time it was on you were already full of the Frankie tbh.
  6. Just switched on the Juventus v Roma game and the camera panned to the crowd just to show an absolute stunner. You love to see it. 1-0 first minute brilliant free kick from Vlahovic.
  7. It's Parker's cardigan, no good can come of it.
  8. She was outstanding especially appreciated when you're a teenage lad.
  9. Palace just going two up at Man City, missed their first goal and it's been all Man city till they scored from a corner. They've got a real thing about doing well up there.
  10. Needs to do a Victor Kiam and love the club that much he buys* the company/club. *Borrows money to buy
  11. Has the rich energy knacker said anything?
  12. I don't know why their pissing their pants. Multi billionaire Kyril will sort out something.
  13. "Get on to our man at Stoke. Tell him we've massive influence with their council and not a bus, a train, a bin collection moves unless they poach Sunderland's manager who's doing a bit better than expected." "Will he want to go?" (Slight pause) (Both) "Ahahahaha hahahaha......eeeeeeee, man!"
  14. Spotted in the bushes at Benton.....
  15. (And before anyone starts, their man in Havana is their regional Americas agent).
  16. "How did things go with the Costa Rican?" "Excellent, he's been in a few local amateur dramatic shows back home and he's raring to be the new star of the Netflix show, 'Sunderland till I die' after we got our man in Havana to convince his agent it was the number one sit-com show in the UK in 2018 and not an actual football club." "Will they suspect he's just an actor and not an actual footballer?" "I wouldn't have thought so, he'll just blend in with the rest of them." (Both) "Hahahaha ahahahaha!"
  17. So this Jordan kid reckons a Costa Rican kid I've never heard of was wowed by a team he'd never heard of purely by the amazing power of Netflix? (I'm assuming they had subtitles?) Wonders, wonders I tell you.
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