Howmanheyman

Anyone going to that bar and who are actually aware of who's going to be there, (unless they're Supermac's greatest ever fan), wants their hard drives checked or their heads for brain damage.

I thought Merson had actually posted for a second.

Not quite.

"Looka, young'un, be fucking quick, the gorilla's finger is popping oot, cabiche, wor kid?"

Mate of mine used to work with a few mackems away from home, said most were decent enough lads with one or two absolute horror shows but a few of them would think fuck all of shoplifting wherever they stayed, like religiously wouldn't pay for stuff. He always wondered if any local gypsies got blamed for their pillaging wherever they grafted?

The only time Yemen came up in a conversation on Wearside pre-takeover....... 'Yeyaman, ah've never beyan anywhere neya ya shed and ah definitely haven't nicked ya chayensaw."

Wykiki's on fucking fire, here. Posting like he's had a couple of wraps of Billy Whizz.

As well as being a right fat, skinny bastard and a skint, comfortably off man.

I know, I know. I was just highlighting the Mrs B comment that I found the most amusing.

Carry on camping? No wonder he was full of the Frankie Vaughan.

I'm sorry to hear that Rents, things have got to get a bit better in time, mate although it won't feel that way atm.

"Lose we bad, win we good. 4-0. Same old CT, always putting us right."

+1 Feel like pua shit, just want his old name back.

I tell you what, I'd rather have this bloke commentating on our games than Alan 'tranquilliser' Smith. 'Tremendo! Tremendo!'

He actually worked with Ethel Pif from Macclesfield, the tribute act. Non, je ne regrette rien, marra. FTM.

It's better than mine tbf.

Lass in work has just walked in the bait room wearing black addias lycra pants with a leopard skin print on the three stripes as I was making a cuppa. I think my comment asking if they were 'adidas Bet Lynch' might've went over hers and a young'uns head?

"Disgrayusfull behayviour......it must've beyin Mags in theya, err, I mean, our end. FTM."

I'm at work so won't have a great bank holiday, I've also a slow puncture needs sorting but cheered up by that win and Gayle's superb run.

Dived to get a penalty and was booked.

What a cunt Havertz is.