Howmanheyman

I don't think it will. Even these cunts know it's not happening. I expect a fudge, a back track then paying these pirates government money to subsidise the payments before a labour govt realises it has to go back into nationalised ownership and the electorate will largely endorse it now they're* seeing the exposed fangs of privatisation. *Even floating Tories.

"We've gotten on to Marriner, you're getting fuck all tonight and don't be expecting that work permit being done in time for a game v one of our six clubs. You can have autonomy over Wearside, that'll have to do you for now plus being the best of the rest." "Just agree to what they say for now. Get on to Saudi and tell them to ramp the money and sponsorship up for the next couple of windows, the gazumping is going to go through the fucking roof with these cunts. I want our top men to get all the top UEFA, PL and Mike Riley found in compromising positions with the negatives to prove it."

"Offer £19m for Tielemens but don't say who we are. If NUFC want him it'll concentrate a few minds at SJP and it'll keep the inhabitants of Wearside agitated."

Maradona's ghost spotted.

Seeing the way the thread is going..... A great Dane, a terrier and a Jack Russell are sitting in a vet's waiting room , the great Dane bored of pretending to read the reader's digest decides to strike up a conversation with the other two depressed looking dogs; Great Dane: "Alright, mate? You look miserable as sin, what you in for, if you don't mind me asking?" The terrier looks up at him almost in tears; Terrier: "Castration." Great Dane: "Fucking hell, you poor bastard! How'd that come about?" Terrier: "Well, my owner was sitting on the settee watching coronation street and I saw her dangling her leg and before you know it I was full of the Frankie Vaughan so I started humping her leg! She went off it, hit me on the head and said she'd had enough and I was getting it chopped off the next day!" Great Dane: "Fuck's sake mate, that's bad crack." He looks at the other forlorn dog and asks him his worries. Jack Russell: " Wey, same as him really, my owner was watching EastEnders and I was feeling a bit rampant, so started to dry hump her leg. She shouted out that enough was enough and I was in for the cruelest cut of all." Great Dane: "Lads, I don't know what to say? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." Terrier: "What about you? Why are you here?" Great Dane: "Well it's a bit similar to you lads tbh, I was looking for my rubber bone and I'd looked everywhere, garden, behind the settee so I thought I'd check upstairs. I got past the bathroom and there was my owner just out of the shower and her bathrobe fell off her. I was like a baby's arm holding an apple! I ran up behind her, pinned her down with me big paws on her shoulders and bucked the arse off her for about an hour." Jack Russell: "Fucking hell! Are you in for castration as well?" The great Dane turned his paws over looking down at them, "Err, no, no, nowt like that, she wants iz to get me nails cut."

Ah, this reminds me of an old joke. If only I could be arsed to type it all out..... (Robin Robin, stand down from the GIFs, repeat, stand down from the GIFs).

God loves a trier.

No.

* This post was brought to you in the style of Cilla Black.

That'll show him.

His name was Longstaff Miggy was his mate He was good under Rafa After that he wasn't great

Is this the week we can say CT has finally got the hang of this football lark? Nah.

That'll do maxi.

Longstaff

That was utterly shit from our own corner, disallowed or not.

Anyone else notice how sky point blank refuse to put Newcastle United on their graphics or how their main presenters never say it? Not just us obviously but it has to be deliberate. Anyway, bit of a blow tbh the news all round, I just can't see Longstaff being a PL player in the next couple of years and it goes without saying I'd love to be wrong.

Didn't some of them genuinely believe they got the better manager at the time?

"Get on to Alan Parry, Keith Downie or Pete Graves at sky or some producer who apparently supports Newcastle United, tell them to get onto whichever down on their luck, ex-average player of a southern club who is doing the reports from the championship and get him to state that the Sunderland fans booed at the end, thus emphasising the difference between Newcastle United fans and Sunderland's."

I don't blame Parker being pissed off. Klopp would be fucking livid if someone did it to him if Liverpool were getting hammered so it was a bit patronising if you ask me.

The hitman and her. Watching that at the time it was on you were already full of the Frankie tbh.

Just switched on the Juventus v Roma game and the camera panned to the crowd just to show an absolute stunner. You love to see it. 1-0 first minute brilliant free kick from Vlahovic.

It's Parker's cardigan, no good can come of it.