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As she's died on my birthday I'm apparently the next in line to the throne? I've already had to chase Nicholas Witchell from the driveway and the phone's never stopped.

It's what she and the family would've wanted.

Witchell has to be buried alongside her, surely?

Speed for me.

Next year.

So she's gone do we reckon? On my fucking birthday!? I wish no ill on her but if this meant the end of the monarchy and Nicholas Witchell then consider this my birthday treat to TT.

I remember taking notice of her on 'No limits'. Just discovered that show was a Johnathan King project. 😬

2 years after the queen's death..... Truss: "Now is not the right time to call a general election, the country needs stability after the recent death of our glorious and most beloved Queen Elizabeth the second."

It used to be 'The king is dead, long live the king.' It now needs to be 'The queen is dead, don't call us, we'll call you, Charles and sons.'

Four.

Watched all of this, very satisfying and how devastated did 'Fletch' on the mic sound? (should be five, really should be at least five).

'I want to break free' and the video too close to home, BD?

Napoli v Liverpool.....

Gemmill thought he was one of the last toontastic Spartans, standing before the covid Persian horde but he was just one of the Greek allies sent home when the real Spartans knew they were going to be surrounded.

I've never had it either, (to my knowledge), so it's last men standing.

Caught the last twenty minutes. Fucking bleak stuff.

He was fucking woeful when reffing us.

Meanwhile on RTG...... Wortsnaga: "Greetings mackems, I am Wortsnaga from Mordor, our lands are twinned. Do your fan groups have any interest in Mordor? Who are your rivals?" FTMJordan: "alright marra? I've only just found out about this now reading your post but av alwas thought you were the goodies on lord of the rings like. Them hobbits were proper thieving cunts if yas ask me? Very much Mag beyhaviour." 1973safc: "Always great to see how much places like Mordor respect our club for being a real club and a classy club. Your welcome any time. FTM." Dangermows: "Our rivals are the Saudi loving mags at Sid James park, ah bet you hate them anarrl?' SonofRowell: "ah dinna knar if yas like music in Mordor but if yas dee then there's loads of concerts at the SoL from Elton John to take that. Yall not be seeing Sam Fender as he's shite and won't be allowed as he's not famous enough and he's not even a real mag, ah heard him and his sexy phone player are from South Shields and got took to Sunderland games when they were little but deny it these days. He doesn't even know who Joe Linton is." MarcoGoalo: "How many punches do ya reckon it would tak ya to knock out a skunk? Yas seem big lads so I'd say a one-a so just like us. FTM."

This was my thought on it, we did better than I thought initially, Isak has to score that and it's a different game but lethargy crept in, big Joe was sloppy with distribution and when Murphy is the answer off the bench you're screwed. Again, Anderson showed potential which is good to see I just hope he's used correctly as there's something there, the var decision I've only seen the replay once at the stadium and it looked a joke then, seriously something not right with this fucking var shit, I can almost excuse incompetence if it's a toss up who gets the breaks but it seems more often than not it's unlucky old Newcastle United on the recieving end. The bloke sees that on var and just goes with the original decision surely? Then the ref compounds the var dickhead by overruling the correct original decision, scandalous. With more quality these things shouldn't hurt us as much, unless we get really good and it's a tight six pointer against Liverpool football club, (never just Liverpool) when the clowns will once again use whatever logic is necessary to make the call go a certain way. It fucking stinks.

I bet you are!

Tremendous tbh. (And I'm not talking about the pretendy card joke).