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He looks like a human version of the alien in Predator.

Well done to Man U on keeping Brighton's goal difference to one, would've been easy to fold being two nil down to a good team.

Man U

We need something up front including out wide for the X factor tbh as we struggled to break them down and even when we did wasted the final ball. We were winning all day long once Schar's snorter went in. Was in that end, near their fans, was amazing to watch it go in. (And it was going in all day). 👌

I thought they did well defensively but first goal to us and they were beat all day. Only promoted team to get beat said more about us than them IMO. Was he playing? Call Colback but at least he never hid once even though he had joelinton and Bruno to contend with.

Gemmill clearly suffering from PTSD from his days cowering behind the bar in Bliss.

I'd expect him to start off relatively well as he's obviously used to the PL. Bruno needs to pick his pocket if he dallies and I think he will. So on reflection, fuck lingard.

All or nothing arsenal? Arsenal fans singing?

As I said in the deleted thread, (WYKIKI!!) Promoted teams are usually like a dog with two cocks early on and we usually start off as if we've woken up after a Leo Sayer but by all accounts they've made multi signings and if he plays a few of them you'd have to think that might disrupt them a bit, even in our championship winning season we lost the first two with a few new players and the opening day of the 88 season comes to mind as well so I'm hoping that will temper the dog/two cocks scenario from them. As for our opening day tardiness, at least we have a similar team to the one who finished well with a couple of upgrades bedded in, we don't have a sloth for a manager anymore and there's a hungerness as well as a plan in place. This game last season would've been a nailed on defeat, this time I'll be disappointed with anything less than a win especially with all their changes. Their manager is making a name for himself and you'll have to doff the cap if he pulls off a result like beating us so soon after wholesale changes. 2 or 3-1 to us.

Everyone else has already said it but we'll all echo it, Rents. It's no wonder your head has been caked, you've went 'fuck it' and that too is understandable but you know the consequences and you're not pulling the wool over your eyes which is good. Dry out, get that help, let your family help a sober you. They won't hate you. And also keep on here as a dose of TT humour hurts nobody but maybe knock the politics thread on the head for a bit. Take care, Rents.

I've caught clips of him, he wants shot for his voice alone.

I had a cracking toffs 74 bukta shirt with the number 9 stitched on which was a medium but shrunk after the first wash a bit as I now know is what happens with toffs shirts so I go a size up now or did till the NUFC license ran out, anyway I digress, the bairn wanted to wear a shirt for tomorrow and it fits her and she likes it. I'm jealous tbh!

PL just hearing the news about his two mortal enemies......

That's a niche name.

Caramac?

Peter Haddock. 👍

Adam Pearson being the least irritating person on that pic......

If I did anything like that I'd have to leave Newcastle and go to join the French foreign legion never to be seen again.

I went to the trouble of supplying an in-depth reply and Wykiki has deleted it? Wykiki, if you're reading this there's going to be serious H on here, mind....... "And you can take that to the bank wor kid or any mutual building society for that matter. Capiche?"

Did you mention it before Monday Dave? Did you? Did you really? Dave, I really wouldn't recommend you engaging with a fan of another football club. Dave. This is the toontastic message board MKII.Sans-Ant version, Dave, I'm afraid I can't read your response, Dave. My vision is still at a perfect operating 20/20 but it's a TL;DR malfunction predicted after the first sentence, Dave.

Three responses and not one asking if he hates Sunderland anaarl? Very much Mag behaviour.

Looks like a hideous version of a young agnetha from ABBA.

It's been a looooong day but that's got me crying tbh.

Kim's Panties?