Howmanheyman

CT right now......

The is as much for that toon polls lad as much as the Pearson kid.

"Y'knaa what it is, yi take the kid under your wings, show'im the ropes, rub his nose in the shit till he knaas the Geordie roar and then once he flies the nest he comes oot with this shite? Next time he pops his heed in Thomma hoose ahm ganna have a word in the real office and have his heed doon the bog, sort of flush some sense into him! Lol. NUFC reporters, man. Plenty of imitations but there's only one real McCoy. Laters, Ryder and fucking out."

If you live somewhere like the east end of Newcastle and you don't know any contacts for anything trade related like the fish's needs then it's the same as admitting you don't like a pint or football in as much as blokes would raise an eyebrow and would secretly think you've dipped one toe in the wrong'un sea. I can't speak for Seaton Sluice.

Real loyalty points......

Cheers lads, hoping she'll be ok by the next few days. 👍

Missus has been in hospital since Saturday afternoon, straight from the match to the RVI for me when I found out and been back and forward their since, she's in a ward and some old lad visiting his missus might as well be giving a daily mail summary of whose canny, who's not and why who's wearing what military uniform and why others aren't. As if I'm not worried, tired and agitated enough, thought this would've passed me by as I was supposed to be on a couple of night shifts. Absolutely brainwashed.

I'll raise you an Anita Dobson. /CT

Beserk rumour going round that they're closing the turnstiles at quarter to three to avoid disruption for whatever the club is doing. Pals fucked off early, supping extra pint in the crow's nest as I type this.

Ladies and gentleman, please stand for the national anthem..... (No minty drums version).

Commiserations on having to listen to breakfast local radio. 😞

Should've had a discussion about whether the queen should be the last monarch but was never going to happen, I'll definitely not sing God save the king.

Keep a hold of her, she's obviously one of the smart ones.

It's easy to call them so I will, err, I mean.... If that's what they want to do I think they're mental but it's their business. I'm more bothered by the media overkill which no doubt has added a few to that queue.

ERANU! Eranu indeed! You've won our special bullshit media prize by coming out with words similar to 'A very British... [insert bollocks here]', 'peculiarly British' or 'quintessentially British.... [Rhubarb goes here]'. Ewerk, you'll be transported by the Galloway Princess over the Irish sea to bonny Scotland to spend a night looking at where Queen Elizabeth the second stayed in a box for a bit before being whisked down to London on a GNER train which will be dry out of respect to Queen Elizabeth the second before being transferred by a lovely cockney cab driver to the back of the queue to see the empty coffin with a flag over it and hopefully not be charged by the driver out of respect for Queen Elizabeth the second. Terms and conditions apply.

Might have an extra pint.

"Goodbye England's queen Though I never knew you at all That didn't stop me grieving Or secretly having a ball Goodbye England's Maj Your death has given me purpose Now the dryness is in my fadge And it seems to me I lived my life Like a servile, creepy twat Always knowing who to slag off When the daily mail came in And I would've loved to known you But I was just a common cunt Your attendants would've thrown me out Before the police even did....... ...... Someone's not showing respect! Persecute the unbeliever! Police! Security!!!!"

Some Rangers fans rightly get the piss taken out of them but these fuckers can just as bad in a different way but stuff like this is genuinely amusing as to me I'd shrug my shoulders but the RW go fucking nuts about it. They're getting slaughtered for this when in my world if I was going to slaughter them it would have fuck all to do with this and more because of their self righteous, entitled glory hunting psyche and neediness. The same grief merchants were right up rangers fans hoops last night.

It looks like me, ayatollah and cath are the only ones working on Monday then? Reminds of the poll they once asked blokes which was 'what is your favourite thing about receiving blow jobs?' 55% said 'the feeling' and 45% answered with 'The peace and quiet'.

I used to go in those paddocks closest to the Leazes end with my dad as well when I was younger but the Leazes was pulled down by then. It's funny the things that stick in your head but I always associate it with the clap clap song being at HT as well as Nik Kershaw's Don Quixote pre- match.

If I'd booked travel and accommodation based on the game being changed to a later date I wouldn't be too impressed them changing it again. Not everything is transferrable including work holidays.

It was already moved, that's their point.

Durex are bringing out a special commemorative black condom. Well you have to have some respect for the royal dead.