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'Straight edge', surely?

Only old school if at least one of them ran on to pitch and leapt up to head a pretendy ball.

Best ball of the game for us was unfortunately Wilson crossing it in for nobody with the nous to get on the end of it.

As shit as the dodgy TV I paid for? Can't go five seconds without buffering. Absolute shite.

I wonder if Sunderland have put 'Nick Pope' up?

If we murder these 4-1 I'd be amazed.

Geordie Air.

Hassenbitch Only you or Gemmill would come out with that.

I'm just thinking, is there any actual managers on here, and I don't mean managing young kids like Craig does? I mean actual professional managers? Or coaches? Scouts? I'm guessing there probably isn't so in which case WHO GIVES A FUCKING MONKEY'S TOSS ABOUT XG etc? Can you not just watch a game and enjoy it and have an opinion on a player without the need for a fucking excel sheet telling you what you've watched? Or do we need to be clever bastards to try and win arguments on social media and whatever? Honestly, man. I totally see the benefit TOP FUCKING CLUBS might get out of it but none of us work for top clubs in that capacity so if you're on the Excel presentation YouTube videos LOOK AWAY NOW and just enjoy the game. Even the arguments on here about it, pro and con......who fucking cares? Fish and gemmill think it's cush, most of us don't give a fuck, how's this still going on? @PaddockLad Now that's what you call 'comedy anger'.

Something may well come about but it won't be just yet.

What did anyone expect?

How many of the 77 are only following for the lols?

Who? And bracelets?

Vintage minge......but who is it? I wonder?.....

Think it's something to do with Gemmill's testosterone after the de-elevation of his gonads heading south?

You'll be alright, Rents. You're family will probably be relieved that you'll be physically feeling better and sorting yourself out but if I may say so, you can fuck off with that guys shit.

Without wanting to lower the tone but doing so anyway.....I saw a tweet from Lynda Carter mourning ONJ where she's put a clip of them both together from a TV show they did. Honestly, man, If I could go back in time and walk into that show then Schar wouldn't be the only one with the ability to shampoo a horse with his spunk..... Both gorgeous and Olivia Newton John had such a lovely voice. RIP.

Adam Pearson translation: 'I've managed to pop my cherry with a fragile lass my age round our way who thinks I'm a celebrity so you bet your sweet ass I'm throwing around the virgin slurs to the absolute LOSERS like this. Lol.'

"I don't believe anything these days. Nothing. Take kids, eh? Lovely little things aren't they? My son said he liked the song we had on in the car this morning, but there was something in his voice that made me think 'This kid is a fucking liar'. Still love 'em to bits the little sods! Has anyone tried the English tapas behind the bar? Three for a tenner and each meal comes with a paper napkin with the XG charts for this season's Premier League teams. Look away now, Man United fans!"

No. Bin grassed up.

Had the police at my door. Fuck's sake, man!

Fucking hell, man. You can't see his face but I'm guessing there's sadness in his eyes?

Now you can see why they were interested in Longstaff. Honestly, Man U since Ferguson left reminds me of Man U pre-Ferguson and even the first couple of years he threw cash everywhere. Took them 26 years of blowing cash before their next title win and I can see similar happening, look at Liverpool, they basically took over Man U's title draught period for that period where the mancs dominated after they'd had it cushy in the 70s/80s.