Howmanheyman

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I thought that but wasn't 100% sure, so nice confirmation of my man skills.

"Did you get a few Rolex watches for the boys on VAR?" "Yes, they said they were happy to oblige. Got an extra Rolex for ASM to hand out to the fans as well. Had a batch of cheap digital watches with the SAFC crest on delivered to the Sunderland dressing room, hopefully they try to emulate ASM and end up looking cheap and nasty." "Very good." "Also made the wor flags lads full time employees on a very competitive wage and have written them a blank cheque to get whatever they want from the world's leading flag manufacturers. We've instructed every flag manufacturer to only supply the worst quality material for the Sunderland fans flags and to make sure there's comical spelling mistakes although apparently that's not needed as they can't spell for shit as it is."

"Away to Brighton where a certain Mr Howe was a guest of the owners."

I thought he was out of position a couple of times early on v forest but they didn't make anything of it.

I'm glad it wasn't just me who noticed that.

It's fucking cacka but away from match day, if you like the heavy metal noise I'm sure it's great. Genuinely. Not my cup of char, though, BD and after today they can fuck right off.

They can fuck off, he's ours.

Plus I had a pint waiting for me I had to let them have!!!! Was going to have a pint and get at taxi back with a couple of mates who live close, ended up going without and waiting half an hour for a bus. I don't think the Percy's new manager realises what he's done. I almost feel sorry for him.

What a fucking knob. Funny you should say this...... Yes I'm on earlies, but was going to have a couple after the game with my mates afterwards in the Percy but they wouldn't let the bairn in at 17 who was only drinking coke. Last time I'll be going in that place which was never a favourite of mine anyway tbh. The fucking cunts. Was in the crow's nest pre-game no bother her being in.

Was at this, we were playing an even better side than they were last year and they are different class but we were so good today. Bruno was immense considering the early card the ref couldn't wait to give him, joelinton was a monster and ASM saved this performance up because he was simply brilliant. The ref and his team were a fucking disgrace and you have to bear in mind how bad it has to be for var to tell a ref to look at stuff again TWICE after they've already saw it and made their decision. As soon as it went to 3-2 with the all the time left I'd have snatched your hand for a draw tbh but I can't praise them enough tonight. When we've a stronger squad and if the heart of these we're going to be a very tough nut to crack.

If it's true, (it's the mail), then we should drop our interest like a stone. Last thing we need is this attitude from a player. I don't want our journey to possible success take any longer than it already will by having unwilling players. NUFC getting to where we hope will blow his Chelsea experience out of the water where they've got used to not being shit. The attitude of a fair few of their fans to winning the Europa League under Rafa absolutely stunk.

It's between Burt Starbucks, Pulisic and Hank Hog-Roast the 3rd.

Watched the second half of the first half of Everton and forest. 0-0 at HT and forest the better of the two teams. Everton look shit and I just wish we'd get to play them more often on a Saturday afternoon instead of midweek as every time I've watched them on an afternoon it's either like a library or it's beeeewwww city. No coincidence our last two wins down there have been Saturday afternoon games.

"So how did Steve Barnes, the great looking and intelligent ex footballer turned manager, turned Sherlock Holmes super sleuth work out who the sexual deviant was with a penchin, err, a pension, err, a habit of sticking fruit up his jacksy, Lee?" "Lemon entry, wor kid, I mean, my dear, Steven, lemon entry! Lol! Laters captain. Off for a few moretti in my toon territory." "Good idea, slaphead. After half an hour working on this fucking book I'm going to need another holiday. But don't tell the chairman!"

Good cunts yous.

I think I speak for all of the forum when I say I completely resemble that remark.

Photo of you in hospital with the uniform on and a placard saying 'clocks go back, it's Cath' or gtfo tbh..

Outside London = red wall?