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This commentator

Big Jamal on a yellow for persistent fouling by the looks of it after 20 odd minutes.

Who's saint maximeeen?

No big Joe and Bruno, no midfield.

"Hi guys, I had some spare spending money my granny gave me so decided to let one of these pretty ladies give me a massage as me neck was a bit sore from the flight. She asked me if I'd want a happy ending for a few euros more and I thought I'd be getting a happy meal delivered at the end. Guys, I wasn't expecting what happened!!! OMG, she touched my willy, it got all kind of tingly then there was white wee wee coming out!!!! Anyway, happy meal/happy ending, let me know in the comments if this has happened to any of you guys as I'm guessing it must be a European thing or something?"

He needs to address the question to ITV news politics who gave him a platform.

It must pay well I'd assume? This is where these paper reviews lead to. They shouldn't be on, they're not news, they're biased opinion pieces and biased guests.

Great photo of the corner, if you look closely you can see @PaddockLad standing on a concrete barrier starting the singing off.

They're just massive cunts on one big distraction mission while they get to rule and live as masters doing very well for themselves, friends and family.

Is Sunak standing on on upturned empty crate of broon?

Last couple of times I've been in there one of the barmaids has tits that are an absolute joy to behold.

'Wriggle' Dave, not 'wiggle'.

Crow's nest is decent but the service is usually shit when I've been on a match day.

Rosie's gets full but is a great match day bar.

The clock or the garter is canny cheap and in the city centre so about a ten minute walk. Don't go in if there's no match on, though.

The highlight of Hendrick's NUFC career was standing next to me in Sainsburys and still looking the trampiest.

Bandwagon jumpers. I was practicing all summer in my garden jumping over a rusty wheel barrow.

Too soon, no age that.

More than 6,000 tickets, that's got to be a guess?

I'm just above you in L7 corner. Do you prefer mince pie or steak pie chucked down at your napper? (could do both, I'll throw steak, bairn can throw mince).

If she thinks that honour smells odd she's going to get her tiny mind blown when she sees some of the others given out especially by Johnson.

Yes, they're linked. There's not 12,000 spare seats and others will be linked as well.

Bairn is 12,000 in queue, I'm 8,000 so not looking great depending how many are actually are on sale?

Good cunt, Robin Robin. Laters. Lol.