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"This one is for all my fans especially TBD, mate you'll never know what your support means to me...... 🎵 Earle's a singer He stands up, when he plays the piano in the Stack club Earle's a singer He sings songs for those who lost in the ballot His job is entertaining folks Singing songs and telling jokes in a Stack club Earle's a singer And they say, that he once, was a winner in a contest Earle's a singer And they say, that he tried for a transfer record Sky talked about it for a week or so And the local radio, it never made it He wanted to be Betty Grable But now he sits there at that beer-stained table Dreaming of the things he never got to do All those dreams that never came true Earle's a singer He stands up when he plays the piano in the stack club Earle's a singer He sings songs for those who lost in the ballot His job is entertaining folks Singing songs and telling jokes in the Stack club 🎶

Just to reiterate, the ballot is shit so SUCK MY COCK EALES!!

Fish trying to decide who he'd rather have a pint with, Klopp or Eales....?

Was the Gaul they had Vercingetorix?

The only way that Gillette advert could be more American would be if someone opened fire at the 'father and son doing what they've always done' with a high calibre assault rifle.

Top tips: Arsenal football club, don't waste time if you don't want to concede a 98th minute goal.

Carragher shoehorning a Liverpool anecdote at the end. Nice.

Shouldn't have time wasted, arsenal.

Neville will say 'arsenal will have football done away with' in a minute, I'm positive. (Or was that just for us?)

8 minutes injury last week at wolves for us, seven minutes here.

Arteta. Snidey little fouls all over by them all game. Tough titty señor Playmobil bonce, tough titty.

Great play on the wing to come inside but their heralded CBs were found wanting there.

I blame....

I shouldn't be arsed but I really hope Man City smash these cunts today.

It's funny you should put that, I was going to watch a bit of the Fiorentina v Lazio game on there but the channel it was on just wasn't playing ball. Inter v Milan is on tonight which I presume will be on TNT as they haven't lost all the Italian games they had.

How could I forget that little hemorrhoid?

"Correct."

The fish has a soft spot for Wimbledon but I'm like the Sicilian mafia and can hold a vendetta for decades. I hope we smash the cunts and Vinnie Jones, John Fashanu and that little cunt who laughably ended up at Man United iirc, Terry Gibson, can all get fucked.

You can argue he's got something to prove to NUFC since he came in, absolutely, but his patter is also David Brent levels as well being a pretty obvious arse licker. Maybe I'm being harsh on his crack being shit but it really is. Fine if you're delivering but if not.....?

We've been greater than the sum of our parts but when the midfield is as strong as it's been for months in numbers we've went the opposite way. Eddie needs to be ruthless with some of them or the board may end up being ruthless with him. (If they keep up this form).

He was awful but then again, who wasn't?

We're all over the shop, really, some players who've made names for themselves wouldn't look out of place in a Bruce side.

When I said 3-1 to Full-Ham I didn't expect us to give it to them on a plate.

Joke.