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Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Howmanheyman replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
You know when they say you don't get funny right wing comedians? Keith overlaps with that sentiment regarding us. -
Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Howmanheyman replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Missed it as I was at my dad's 80th this afternoon but got back just before the bus left SJP, amazing watching it and that left the town moor bollocks in the shade. Quelle surprise! The players must be thinking wtf seeing those scenes, gutted I missed it but pleased I got to see it on the YouTube channels. Can't help but think what fan decided to give the parade a miss once they knew it was happening to stand on the moor listening to the 'entertainment', seriously, what the actual fuck? -
Apparently bananarama sang 'guilty as a girl can be' but to paraphrase catchphrase I said what I heard and sang 'guilty as a drunken bee' because that's what the bitches were actually saying as far as my ears could tell?
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I did 'You can lick my hole again.'
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I'd have thought you'd have done something with the Police, tbh?
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The missus just playing 'how deep is your love?' by the bee gees on her phone. I always swap 'love' for 'throat'. Whenever I hear 'song for whoever' by the beautiful south we'd always swap 'pencil case' with 'can of ace' and surely everyone swapped Desmond Dekkers 'woooaaah, the Israelites' with 'woooaaahh, the mackems are shite'? We did on the juke box at my local. We also did the same to Otis Redding's 'Dock of the bay' by changing '... I left my home in Georgia, headed for the 'Frisco bay' to the more acceptable '.... I left my home in Walker, headed for the Whitley Bay' on the same juke box when we were pissed. Anyone else have a few examples?
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The cunts behind trump aren't giving up, we need to sort these out as much as the sponsored cunts like trump and his lackeys.
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Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Howmanheyman replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Probably just sela letting themselves entertain us..... .... Whether we like it or not. -
Funnily enough Ashley said similar stuff and he was also full of shit.
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Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Howmanheyman replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
She's lovely but she's definitely been told it's only 'newcastle' when referring to us. -
If he wills it enough he thinks it could happen. Honestly, these cunts are so transparent. They're basically given a platform by sky to represent their two clubs on a weekly basis and you have now grown adults who take their words as gospel. I don't know about sports washing but sky definitely promote football brain washing.
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https://northeastbylines.co.uk/news/politics/the-uk-democide-of-the-disabled/
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Your bezzie wasn't he?
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The man under the bed....
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I read the league cup final thread on the blue moon forum, you lot must REALLY not like Liverpool. that thread, with the odd exception was virtually full on NUFC and cheering/bemoaning everything from a B&W perspective. Any MLF (mackem) reading it would have to be sedated as you were one of their (many) special relationship clubs (whether the other club likes it or even knows about it or not). -
Fucking Mag!
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Well carers allowance is one. But that's part of UC. The daily living part of pip is being made EVEN MORE difficult to acquire the points, the mobility part is staying the same, the limited work capability part could be under threat but they're not too clear about it. She could fall back into the old DLA rules where her award was classed as a lifetime award but you just don't know what is going to happen. The bottom line is they're deliberately targeting the disabled which is as Tory as they come. They seem to have forgotten who they are and what community they're supposed to represent. Disgusting from them tbh.
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If they strip a penny from the wife I'll never vote for them again.
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I'm sure it's just bad luck and buying a membership is still excellent value for money.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Considering this kid was into his last year of his contract and looked like he could be stalling for a free and other clubs would've been interested I never noticed anywhere near the same media noise around TAA as there was around Isak considering he had three years left on his contract and I'm guessing sky won't be celebrating the transfer of TAA like they would've done had the lobbying from some parties over Isak been fruitful. -
Most managers will get stick from time to time or just mild criticism, it comes with the job. The majority will know cranks when they hear them and will just learn to switch off or laugh it off. But then we come to Bruce, I'm not a psychologist so could be talking shit but he's so thin skinned about it, and his son took not to mention his friends because they blatantly know it's all mostly true, he's fucking not only shite but lazy as fuck. They can't stand hearing about it because they know there's a lot more than a kernel of truth in the criticism even by the public let alone professionals who've played under him and you can take it to the bank there'll be many pros who don't want to seem unprofessional to others in their industry and who have said fuck all publicly. He, and his mates, are touchy for a reason.
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Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Howmanheyman replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
The 100,000 number is after RTG has blackballed everyone who lives outside a three mile radius of SJP (where it doesn't cross the Tyne).