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I've only been twice, we got beat 2-1 the first time, McGhee or Quinn scored I think? Second time Coley scored but it was just a draw. I can only remember us winning that 4-0 game on the BBC. Welcome to the board, I was going to say I think toonpack likes American football so if he he encourages you to chat about it just be strong and either ignore his post or take it to PMs as life's too short for that shite. The word 'Guys' is frowned upon here but swearing is actually quite fine, actually.

Sandro's song. 🎶 You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' in the midfield There'll be time enough for countin' In your ten month ban Every gambler knows That the secret to surviving Is knowing what to throw away Knowing what to keep 'Cause every ball's a winner And every ball's a loser And the best that you can hope for Is to win the carabao cup And when he finished speaking He turned back toward the window Crushed out his cigarette And faded off to sleep And somewhere in the darkness Sandro, he broke even And in his final words I found an ace that I could keepl You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' in the midfield There'll be time enough for countin' In your ten month ban. 🎵

In my life supporting NUFC I can only remember us winning down there once, I'll take any win thanks very much.

Done.

With my Photoshop skills? Are you taking the piss?

I'm now finally in a position where I can go PT if there's enough funds into the patron? I'll do twenty hours, minimum wage will do. Happy to kick my heels midweek evenings when the games are on. PM me, Huns.

"Do you ken Santa's daein selfies? I'll shout him over." "Errr, dinnae fash the now, Da, the elf will do rightly enough."

NUFC score. Ando: "I mean.... What's the Brentford boy doing there? Terrible defending."

I'll miss this one, I'm at work.

Caught a bit of BBC news tonight at work where they highlighted that there'd be no compulsory redundancies until 2025 with the foreign takeover of the post office as if that was a real Brucie's bonus. It's 2025 in what, 15 days? Wow! You can tell these people reporting are happy to swallow whatever shit some suit tells them. Honestly, the reporter whose surname used to be bland but I note he's changed it but he's still bland in every way, looked really smug and happy wearing a company supplied hi-viz standing on the shop floor spinning for them like a really high end yo-yo.

Should've added 'Ratcatcher by trade, hours 16.45-18.00 every other Saturday, no car too fast'.

My own personal view of Liverpool. Pros: Met many a decent Scouser. A lot of them dealt superbly with the miscarriage of justice at Hillsborough. Working class 'northern' city Usually socialist Cons: Glory hunting, non-scouse fans Media coverage Pulling the ladder up in the PL Klopp Carragher Holier than thou attitude Buying our better players Getting the decisions because of the pressure put on officials. There's probably more stuff that can be added on to both sections this is just off the top of my head.

Wykiki and Dave standing on either side of the comedy club stage staring each other out before their turn on the mic. The rivalry is real.

Well that's now turned off before I get any more sick in my mouth from Drury's summing up.

Neville and Drury on commentary, fuck me. Neville virtually cheering the goal. It's a disgrace really.

The wife requested 'dance yourself dizzy' by liquid gold from the DJ at our wedding. Make of that what you will.

Neville "hmmmmmmm" on that replay as if it could be a pen for Man U.

An adopted one.

She might re-learn how to say 'united' occasionally when it doesn't involve the red mancs.

I missed it, what did he say?

And VAR. Could easily have said have a look but no.

Didn't we appeal and it was refused? That's almost the bigger disgrace.