Howmanheyman

Tremendous tbh. (And I'm not talking about the pretendy card joke).

Getting back to Pearson, I'm sure he's harmless enough but wanting to watch him talk about NUFC would be like Einstein putting YouTube on to watch me talk about quantum physics.

Gemmill's right, son. Fetch me slippers, man and get a bottle from the fridge for your old Da.

Burnsie? Burnsie? Who the fuck is Burnsie?

I follow Tom and I've just looked but I'm not blocked. Never had anything to do with him but I noticed he's muted so he must've appeared on my feed at some point and I've thought whatever he's put was fucking rhubarb so just muted him. The bitching and moaning about non entities on twitter baffles me I'll be honest. Block/mute and you never see them again and you also help stop their spread. I include the Pearson kid who Gemmill has an unnatural fascination with. Doesn't bother me tbh but I'm just not interested even if it's to laugh at him.

"imagine being a journalist at one of eddie howe’s press conferences. trembling and covered in sweat as you enquire how training has gone this week while staveley’s sat right behind you, casually whirring a bone saw."

Which one of these watches sky sports news judging by the two tweets? (Unless the Knight has turned into Yoda?) No need for that shit, we say 'Mam' on this board.

Yee-hah!!! 70's flange!

Club's arranged for him to stay at digs with a good family.

It is, though. The fact they're a joke doesn't alter it.

It's Sunderland. 👍

Him and Hamann really piss me off for some reason when they blow smoke up Liverpool's arse. You can feel the need in them to be relevant to the red fan base when I'm guessing most Liverpool fans would shrug their shoulders about them?

Is that the same Lynsey Hipgrave who managed to do that whole match last night not mentioning the dreaded word 'United' after the word 'Newcastle'? (It's a fucking instruction, man. The sky cunt doesn't say it either nor did his predecessor).

FYP

Not just lucky, bloody lucky.

Bring him home! Hendo, MLF. Player manager when Mogga fucks up and is sacked. Haaaaaaaawaaaaaayy the hend........... ...... Fucking jewdas cunt. FTM!!! Howap he rots in the reserves at Liverpool! Finished player now. Klopp knows he's on his way down.

Had to be a safety first approach if he's picked up a niggle as Billy Whitehurst throwback Wood was never going to be able to stretch them and give some relief, Murphy who has got the legs was even worse in my view as he has two options when getting the ball, keep possession then find a shirt that isn't red or carry it but he does neither. We were magnificent first half at keeping possession with not a trace of panic and it's so refreshing to see when playing the likes of these or Man City. Time took it's toll and the fresh legs required just didn't have the guile to go with it. As has been said, the scorn, relief and celebration at the end is a sign that the days of handing out toffee to us before patting us on the head after a comfortable 3-0 win are in the past now.

That ball in the middle by Isak when he was out wide in the second half was pure sex and Wilson should be busting a gut to get on the end of it if they play together. It could well be a horses for courses job when they're both fit. Both can be lone strikers and Isak looks like he could be Wilson's wet dream if they both start.

The lads just ran out of steam and the less said about Murphy the better, he and wood should've at least been an outlet with fresh legs. The ref doing what refs do at anfield and it's just very hard to take, even then, it always just bounces their way. What an absolute cunt klopp is, canny bloke when it's going their way, tantrum spoilt, dummy spitting wanker when it's not. The lads that played the first half were immense but they tired, would be nice to have some decent back up to help them get at least a point but loads to be positive about despite the massive disappointment. Murphy etc need fazed out asap.

You love to see it.

Liverpool FC TV.

No cameras, just enjoying the moment.