Howmanheyman

That's the drill, Carra on the Liverpool games, Neville on Man U and Smith always does Arsenal when they're on. They like to give all their ex-big 6 pundits a chance to be fair.

Putting the capital C in cunt, the former poster KingKev1984. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for KingKev1984!

Looks like another one's lost the 'y' after his surname. Sad.

I forgot about the fetish sky have with West Ham.

Fackin not just yer British royal Faaahmlee who support the appy ammers, even yer fackin Monaco royal Faaahmlee do as well. Good pals with Mark Noble! Gawd bless ya, you speccy bald frog, gawd bless ya cotton socks. COYI ⚒️

"So pleased for Mark Noble getting a good reception for his last West Ham game, in the 60s his auntie Ethel used to live two doors down from the Krays who were good friends of mine when they were in prison and desperate to speak to anyone. Well done, Mark! I'm sure they're looking down and joining in the applause just like me."

Martin Tyler's patter, man. talking about Mark Noble 'propa as they say in these parts' whilst trying to do a cockney accent. Jesus has just ordered some extra boxes of Kleenex for the tears that's produced, what a fucking bull's Clem.

Err, ok. (You've replied to the wrong post, Gloomy!)

Is this your private opinion or your 'Don Howe' evaluation, Alex?

I don't actually hate Jenas at all I just don't see what the BBC see in him at everything he's on and it's not just football. Has he made some deal with the devil or something? He talks either shite or is completely bland, he has no crack at all. It's puzzling?

An FA cup final, no clash of kits and you play in an away strip rather than your club's colours? Get in the fucking bin.

Couldn't resist.....

I'm not comparing the two, obviously. One's a fucking egotistical maniac who has to be involved in everything and whose very appearance draws ridicule, the other's Wraith.

It's strange but I've seen some of our players this last few years and thought Waddha Fuq? First two names that came into my head!

Fair chance of winning this. I'm at work.

Reminds me slightly if this. (Same vibes anyway).

Cunts.

FYP.

Is Til Tok one of Pol Pot's general's I've never heard of?

You could've put Captain Scarlet wannabe as well.

If that shirt was plain, i.e. no sponsor, plus the club crest was in it's proper colours then I'd probably buy it and I haven't bought a 'new' NUFC shirt since around 2003? But it's Saudi-ish? Like I said, to me it's Ireland/Northern Ireland away and looks smart. It all depends on what you're looking for in it? I couldn't tell you if Saudi Arabia played in a green shirt or a white shirt because ultimately I couldn't give a fuck about that country as I've no links to it whatsoever*. "Unlike some journalists getting a hard on about another easy dig at a 'regional backwater' where they can probably incorrectly link it in to brexit and other such 'red wall' shit.

It's apparently the 3rd strip? how many colours have our away shirts, (there's usually two of them!) had these last few years? It's not as if we've been stuck with a standard away colour is it? There's only so many changes they can make, honestly, it's a mountain out of a molehill and says more about the people dying to stick the knife in NUFC, and just as much, you and me as they are the owners. I absolutely abhor half the cunts trying to be clever and having a dig at the fanbase, they know sweet fuck all about anyone on this board for a start and we're all NUFC fans, (Well most are ) and we're just a tiny, microscopic percentage of the fanbase which includes everyone from wraith to CT and everything in between. Sick of saying it but there's a mixture of regional prejudice/not their team/clicks very much thanks about most of it. 100% Fuck'em. I hope their balls fester and their arses seize up.

That's because he's a Man City, sorry, Stockport County fan. (I recall him fondly telling of going hand in hand with his dad to watch the citizens at Maine Road a few years ago which surprised me even more when he recently said he was a fan of Stockport?)

Might buy it with McCreery and number 4 on the back and insist with a straight face my Irish tribute shirt story to any mackem I encounter. "It's a fucking Saudi shirt, Marra, Irish my fucking arse!!! Thu having you on, marra, yewse jawdees are fick as fuck! It's fucking sports washing! " "No my good fellow, catch yourself on, I'm afraid it's you who is mistaken, it's quite clearly a tribute to yer men, the Irish Newcastle United players of the past and the Tyneside Irish diaspora in general."