Howmanheyman

I'm glad at least one person who trudged through the 80s got to watch it.

I could do with a bit of that type of camouflage just to throw them off the scent, obviously.

You're welcome lads.

"How's the gazumping did you say, lego-fringe?"

Leeds joining their Yorkshire friends Sheff United in the 2nd season syndrome after a decent 1st season, fully expect Brentford to do the same.

That's the drill, Carra on the Liverpool games, Neville on Man U and Smith always does Arsenal when they're on. They like to give all their ex-big 6 pundits a chance to be fair.

Putting the capital C in cunt, the former poster KingKev1984. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for KingKev1984!

Looks like another one's lost the 'y' after his surname. Sad.

I forgot about the fetish sky have with West Ham.

Fackin not just yer British royal Faaahmlee who support the appy ammers, even yer fackin Monaco royal Faaahmlee do as well. Good pals with Mark Noble! Gawd bless ya, you speccy bald frog, gawd bless ya cotton socks. COYI ⚒️

"So pleased for Mark Noble getting a good reception for his last West Ham game, in the 60s his auntie Ethel used to live two doors down from the Krays who were good friends of mine when they were in prison and desperate to speak to anyone. Well done, Mark! I'm sure they're looking down and joining in the applause just like me."

Martin Tyler's patter, man. talking about Mark Noble 'propa as they say in these parts' whilst trying to do a cockney accent. Jesus has just ordered some extra boxes of Kleenex for the tears that's produced, what a fucking bull's Clem.

Err, ok. (You've replied to the wrong post, Gloomy!)

Is this your private opinion or your 'Don Howe' evaluation, Alex?

I don't actually hate Jenas at all I just don't see what the BBC see in him at everything he's on and it's not just football. Has he made some deal with the devil or something? He talks either shite or is completely bland, he has no crack at all. It's puzzling?

An FA cup final, no clash of kits and you play in an away strip rather than your club's colours? Get in the fucking bin.

Couldn't resist.....

I'm not comparing the two, obviously. One's a fucking egotistical maniac who has to be involved in everything and whose very appearance draws ridicule, the other's Wraith.

It's strange but I've seen some of our players this last few years and thought Waddha Fuq? First two names that came into my head!

Fair chance of winning this. I'm at work.

Reminds me slightly if this. (Same vibes anyway).

Cunts.

FYP.

Is Til Tok one of Pol Pot's general's I've never heard of?

You could've put Captain Scarlet wannabe as well.