Howmanheyman

It's like a forum of CTs.

They hadn't a fucking clue.

And Craig's!!

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I'm not watching it but I'm liking reading gemmill's updates on it.

I learnt from a young age on visits to Northern Ireland the smile, nodding etc when they hadn't got a fucking clue what I'd said. Had the same vibe in Mexico talking to Yanks.

Palace are shite away from home. They'll drop their arses, mores the pity. (Apart from Man City away where they become Brazil '70).

The usual faces get around, like. She's pretty decent when I've heard her to be fair but when some journalist or TV presenter is interviewing her or other usual suspects about stuff that happened before their time up here I'm full on..... "Your current NUFC celebrity fans might well have the podcast scene off pat and be friends with Caulkin and Waugh, that's great but if you get interviewed...... about NUFC stuff you weren't around to see...... Then I'm going to say, 'How! Robson, Tory boy, Taylor and Besty!!! Nooooooo!!!' You may well be decent lads and lasses, (unless you're Tory), but stick to your fucking lane and don't bother looking for Albert, you wouldn't know what to talk about as YOU WEREN'T AROUND YOU FUCKING SLAAAAAGS!!!!"

Ramsey barely kicked a ball in Italy, massively bad vibes about his ability to manage in the PL especially when he chose to go to the SPL as I reckon he thought he could do a job there. Apparently not.

(Never thought of that).

"....And the fanbase most likely to buy 'magic beans' for their last cow is......"

It's been saved as a favourite...... "...... that's for sure!"

I spoke to Pav the week after he signed, he had bags of whatshop gear. 'family' he said in very limited English nodding at the bags. It probably seemed like Harrods after coming from behind the iron curtain.

"Guys, booked up for a place near Covent Garden in London this weekend. Got a great deal with GNER for train tickets! Anyone got any recommendations for places to eat and drink or any recipes I can make, (it's got a kitchen). I'd be really grateful for any tips and promise I'll make sure to ignore all advice given and just go for a quiet pint in Soho, Covent garden and take in Trafalgar Square. (Don't worry, I'll represent us by wearing a NUFC top!)"

I thought it was a piss take?

I wouldn't really say it was a good piece, to be fair. I Wouldn't say it was a bad one either seeing as I HAVEN'T READ IT.

Out of the top three, none. You might as well have the original of the middle badge if you're going to go with the blue version. The other two look absolutely shite and amateurish. That I like.

Seething tbh.

Paywall motherfucker!

The earlier two seem like they were around longer as I'm guessing we were kids/teens so it seemed to last forever. I got the home shirt the relegation year as it, in my eyes, looked immense and classier than the NUFC one which I liked as well as magpie in front of the castle which was the first I remember. It may well change and of course nobody is going to ask my opinion or take any notice of what I think so it's out of my hands but I'd hate to see something like some of the examples put on the Ronny piece, see also the shirts some of our fans mock up and put online, vast majority are horrendous.

I've zero problems with the current crest, liked it straight away and I liked it's two predecessors as well but thought it looked classier than them. Look at Man U and Arsenal for 'subtle' updates, both almost cartoon versions of the originals. The omitting of 'football club' is dressed up to say it's more than a football club, it's a community, well I'm calling bullshit on that and saying the omission is taking away the 'football club' in the direction of 'brand'.

Valencia is beautiful, obviously not all of it and Newcastle is definitely one of the better UK cities/towns.

I loved David Kelly, but KK moved him on for better. He's still an iconic part of our history today. Hayden obviously a decent lad and he'll be wished well by most I'd imagine but he's not getting in our midfield again. In the future, when his career is over he can be an outrageously biased pundit on sky sports Saturday singing our praises as our hoops are well and truly rimmed if we're successful alongside an ex Liverpool reserve, a former bit part Arsenal player and a retired non-entity Spurs bench sitter. The host will be Sue Smith. You heard it here first.©

Only seen the second half this morning and Alan Smith shouldn't be on Arsenal games, he's biased but it probably flies under the radar with a lot of people as they've already been lulled into a stupor by his voice.