Howmanheyman

'ya canna tak any coins in, marra. Ah bet yaz al hate the mags anaarrl?'

Why does a lot of tweets the Premier League put out showing the league table etc have a very high percentage of twenty/thirty something foreign fans with no fucking clue about anything and abysmal patter? In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king, so get yourself on twitter, CT.

"I get all that...... But did you smash it?"

He's got a fucking nerve, he's done it for years like them all, it's not their fans doing it, they are United to them, it's him and his colleagues in the media that do it and especially bad when they play another United, so close by Sutton but no cigar.

We need foreign commentators doing our games from now on, instead of Alan Smith and co grudgingly murmuring on when we score we've got this fucker starting a chant off! Outstanding.

Their current manager, [insert pause here while I try to remember who it is now]...... Tony Mowbray.... bumped into a low budget film making pal last week, he told Tony that he needed some extras for his Viking film he was shooting at Seaham but couldn't afford them. Mowbray said he'd send his squad of players down for the day to help him out. This morning Mowbray phoned his pal up to ask how they got on? The film maker said they really looked the part, were great at the raping and pillaging but said they were fucking shit at Luton. (Don't bother robin robin, I'm getting my coat just after I submit reply).

I saw a clip of him on the touchline as the Leeds winner went in and he turned around and gave that big false smile he does when they concede. Fucking tremendous.

Yow've got to be jowkin moi? What an absolute joy it is going to the games now, enhanced personally as I'm sitting next to my daughter these days and seeing her lapping up not only the football but the joy and the crack in the pub with my mates and the fans in general. I honestly think if villa time wasted intentionally in the first half then it was a massive own goal as they were doing ok against us but once Wilson scores in injury time I honestly felt it was game over although I didn't see us dominating to the extent we did, I just thought we'd comfortably win one or two and not let them back in, it's a very good sign us going for the jugular iyam. So much dominance, goals and chances in that second half that I genuinely can't recall the Wood miss everyone's going on about? plus fourteen goal difference as well, it's not like being fifth under pardew with a plus two GD difference or whatever it would've been?

CT, King of SofaWorld in South Shields can compare the Eddie Howe revolution to the McFaul period well and can appreciate the nuances. "I can remember hearing 'its a goal' show on the wireless and the manic shouting of John Cairns telling us Coventry had taken the lead at SJP and turning it off, foaming, as I was just in the middle of selling a Gainsborough corner suite and persuading a newly married couple to buy it on the access card which would up my commission compared to buying it with cash and the radio telling us Newcastle was losing was putting the bloke off just when I virtually had the missus signing the paperwork.'

"Hurst, 34, (!!!!!), may be too young to have fully appreciated that buzz of the 1990s," Then find a fan who can remember it for comparison to now if that's part of the article's premise. Like when one of the TV programmes were talking about the impact of Shearer signing and interviewed Charlotte Hope! They might as well do a bit about our relegation in the 70s and interview me to find out how I felt at the time when I was about five. To be fair, this is on the journalists.

Also marks off for saying the famous big six. History lessons required for the lovely, talented, Brazilian boy.

The Bruno thing is on sky's on demand, I'm at my folks waiting to pick my car up and just watched it. Class, he's either a great actor or genuinely loving it here.

I did see that looking on YouTube for it but no, this was on for half an hour with a (I take it), Brazilian lass asking him the questions.

There was a half hour interview with Bruno on sky's premier League channel last night but I only caught the last ten minutes. It was good as he was speaking in Portuguese with a Portuguese speaking interviewer so was more natural in the flow of conversation. I haven't got sky catch up or anything but if anyone has it's worth watching as he's good crack. 👍

44% are brexiters and probably most of the don't knows are too. The 22% who say it's going well are staunch Brexit lunatics, the other 22% are in denial who say there's no difference, like a kid saying 'it didn't hurt' if someone clips him.

Does she still 'Fuck like a champion' or has she grew up a bit and realised it's more information than we need to know and friends and family might see her Twitter profile? I don't disagree with a lot of their beliefs to be honest but it's a nice career shouting from the sidelines, who wants to be in charge?

FYP.

I remember watching him at school swanning around in a big NUFC/Umbro coat as if he was the king.

We have an English version, it's called the premier league and they serve six clubs. The ex-chairman was on record as not wanting another Leicester City happening I believe?

Listened to radio Newcastle's phone in driving home, one mackem texted in he was disappointed with how many fans fucked it off towards the end of their game with Burnley, Gabbiadini's take on this, (I'm paraphrasing), 'I was saying to my son, Sunderland just have one of those grounds where there's exits everywhere and it's really quick and easy to get out, unfortunately when a few leave early it's so near for everyone else that it's like the pied Piper effect and everyone starts joining in.' so basically they need to barrier off half the exits next time they turn a 2-0 lead into a 4-2 defeat at home in the 2nd Division and that should sort it.